Largest Agricultural Sector: 527th Largest Publishing Industry: 965th Most Politically Free: 1,713th
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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.697 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.6%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 128,452 Rois, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 13,247th in the world and 5th in The guard for Best Weather, with 156 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 527thLargest Publishing Industry: 965thMost Politically Free: 1,713thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,027thMost Developed: 2,468thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,473rdMost Cultured: 2,971stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,315thSmartest Citizens: 4,133rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,852ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,243rdNudest: 6,896thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,490thMost Extreme: 7,600thNicest Citizens: 7,865thMost Devout: 8,331stMost Efficient Economies: 8,427thHighest Economic Output: 8,596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,863rdTop
Safest: 10,511thBest Weather: 13,247thLargest Populations: 14,058thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,187thHighest Average Incomes: 14,661stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,197th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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