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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba

“If You Don't Want Trouble, Leave Us Alone”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Hippocats


The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.17 billion Escanabans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. The average income tax rate is 39%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, surveillance cameras are banned, anti-government web sites are springing up, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Roi.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 4th in Hippocats and 17,806th in the world for Safest, scoring 221.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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