Largest Agricultural Sector: 894th Largest Publishing Industry: 912th Most Politically Free: 1,527th
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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.229 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 133,551 Rois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 411,495 per year while the poor average 33,470, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 6,119th in the world and 3rd in California for Nudest, with 222.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 894thLargest Publishing Industry: 912thMost Politically Free: 1,527thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,948thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,491stMost Developed: 2,866thMost Cultured: 2,933rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,240thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,112thSmartest Citizens: 4,118thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,828thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,279thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,461stNudest: 6,119thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,616thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,814thMost Extreme: 7,027thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,741stHighest Economic Output: 8,016thMost Efficient Economies: 8,097thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,486thSafest: 9,231stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,140thBest Weather: 11,704thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,329thLargest Populations: 13,399thHighest Average Incomes: 14,677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,781st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the region

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