The Commonwealth of
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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.699 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth 686 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 102,422 Rois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 380,668 per year while the poor average 19,363, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 16th in Wrangel and 142,341st in the world for Most Devout, scoring -86 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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