Largest Agricultural Sector: 946th Largest Publishing Industry: 949th Most Politically Free: 1,551st
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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.416 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.7%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 134,722 Rois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 431,499 per year while the poor average 31,921, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Every week is blindness awareness week, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 146,374th in the world and 39th in Eternal Scholars for Most Authoritarian, with zero Stalins.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 946thLargest Publishing Industry: 949thTop
Most Politically Free: 1,551stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,799thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,764thMost Cultured: 2,990thMost Developed: 2,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,364thSmartest Citizens: 4,227thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,012thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,527thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,685thMost Extreme: 5,750thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,208thNudest: 6,582ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,371stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,853rdHighest Economic Output: 7,881stNicest Citizens: 8,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,124thSafest: 8,313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,371stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,434thBest Weather: 11,881stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,931stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,166thLargest Populations: 13,294thHighest Average Incomes: 14,558th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the region

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