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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.36 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.4%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth 627 trillion Rois a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,623 Rois, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 10th in Wrangel and 80,726th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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