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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.489 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth 653 trillion Rois a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,735 Rois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,401 per year while the poor average 19,044, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of United Counties of Escanaba's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 26th in Zen and 131,114th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -4 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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