Largest Agricultural Sector: 851st Largest Publishing Industry: 949th Most Politically Free: 1,488th
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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.041 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 131,567 Rois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 408,201 per year while the poor average 32,646, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 143,416th in the world and 3,256th in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 10 Whatever.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 851stLargest Publishing Industry: 949thMost Politically Free: 1,488thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,874thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,561stMost Developed: 2,844thMost Cultured: 2,976thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,495thSmartest Citizens: 4,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,296thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,817thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,073rdNudest: 5,458thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,742ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,312thMost Extreme: 6,394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,707thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,301stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,480thNicest Citizens: 8,623rdSafest: 9,832ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,087thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,214thBest Weather: 13,331stLargest Populations: 13,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,164th
Most Politically Free: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 34th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 60th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 97th in the regionNudest: 103rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 116th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionNicest Citizens: 145th in the regionSafest: 160th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 167th in the regionMost Extreme: 167th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionLargest Populations: 198th in the regionBest Weather: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 262nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 307th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 325th in the regionMost Inclusive: 335th in the region

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