Most Efficient Economies: 3rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 891st Largest Publishing Industry: 1,114th
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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.039 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,403 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,795 Rois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,338 per year while the poor average 30,601, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 174,522nd in the world and 48th in The guard for Most Avoided, scoring 0.41 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Efficient Economies: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 891stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,114thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,637thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,964thMost Cultured: 3,184thMost Developed: 3,483rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,652ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,420thSmartest Citizens: 4,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,293rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,005thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,918thMost Politically Free: 6,973rdHighest Economic Output: 7,244thNicest Citizens: 7,362ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,453rdNudest: 7,651stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,486thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,513thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,321stSafest: 9,324thBest Weather: 12,030thLargest Populations: 12,519thMost Extreme: 12,551stHighest Average Incomes: 13,814thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,864thMost Secular: 14,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,730thMost Inclusive: 17,864th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the region

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