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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba

“If You Don't Want Trouble, Leave Us Alone”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Spear Danes

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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.963 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government is avowedly atheist, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Roi.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 15th in Spear Danes and 109,370th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0 Stalins.

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