Largest Agricultural Sector: 503rd Largest Publishing Industry: 965th Most Politically Free: 1,488th
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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.881 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 128,567 Rois, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Religious education is a new government priority, police officers compete for the highest commissions from fines, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 36,230th in the world and 4th in Region of Roleplay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.86 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 503rdLargest Publishing Industry: 965thMost Politically Free: 1,488thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,940thMost Developed: 2,701stMost Cultured: 3,014thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,483rdSmartest Citizens: 4,250thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,443rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,149thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,175thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,382ndNudest: 6,527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,634thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,985thHighest Economic Output: 8,519thMost Efficient Economies: 8,587thNicest Citizens: 8,753rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,996thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,914thSafest: 10,118thMost Extreme: 10,442ndLargest Populations: 13,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,738thHighest Average Incomes: 15,770thBest Weather: 15,785th
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

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