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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.125 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth 816 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 114,571 Rois, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 500,967 per year while the poor average 16,530, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 18th in Valhalla and 36,619th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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