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The Commonwealth of United Counties of Escanaba is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J R R Tolkien with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.775 billion Escanabans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Bend. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.3%.

The frighteningly efficient United Counties of Escanaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,336 trillion Rois a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,776 Rois, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,044 per year while the poor average 31,982, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

The United Counties of Escanaban Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, United Counties of Escanaba has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is totally unknown. United Counties of Escanaba's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Counties of Escanaba is ranked 19,447th in the world and 5th in Yorkshire for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,588.61 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 3rdLargest Publishing Industry: 991stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,007thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,636thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,725thMost Cultured: 3,031stMost Developed: 3,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,528thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,315thSmartest Citizens: 4,613thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,133rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,291stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,642ndMost Politically Free: 6,771stNudest: 7,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,417thHighest Economic Output: 7,564thNicest Citizens: 7,570thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,414thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,633rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,470thSafest: 10,007thBest Weather: 12,164thLargest Populations: 12,780thMost Extreme: 14,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,026thHighest Average Incomes: 14,368thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,158th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the region

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