The Great Liberal Kingdom of United Apple Socialist Republic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.475 billion Apps love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomorrowland EPCOT. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Applet economy, worth a remarkable 2,858 trillion Oyster Cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,121 Oyster Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is totally unknown. United Apple Socialist Republic's national animal is the Apple Orange Banana Latte Ariana Grande, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is all genres of Electronic Dance Music.

United Apple Socialist Republic is ranked 18,844^th in the world and 15^th in International Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.69 law-abiding acts per hour.