The Federal republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity Is Strength
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Federal republic of Union of Estovakia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Niclas with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.746 billion Estovakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Directus. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Union of Estovakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion Akian golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,821 Akian golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Estovakia's national animal is the mountain lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Union of Estovakia is ranked 3,157th in Balder and 116,914th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -4 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, Directus spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 4 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 6 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 10 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.

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