The Federal republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity Is Strength
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Federal republic of Union of Estovakia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Niclas with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.888 billion Estovakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Directus. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Union of Estovakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion Akian golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,392 Akian golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, billions are being spent on a new island airport, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Estovakia's national animal is the mountain lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Union of Estovakia is ranked 5th in Eastern Realms and 116,542nd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Union of Estovakia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Union of Estovakia's influence in Eastern Realms rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Union of Estovakia's influence in Eastern Realms fell from "Superpower" to "Power".

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