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The Federal republic of Union of Estovakia

“Unity Is Strength”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Federal republic of Union of Estovakia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Niclas with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 8.429 billion Unions of Estovakian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Directus. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Union of Estovakia has found 1 easter egg). Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Estovakia's national animal is the mountain lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the Akian gold.

Union of Estovakia is ranked 2,371st in Osiris and 79,383rd in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 16 hours ago

  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Union of Estovakia has found 1 easter egg).
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Union of Estovakia was refounded in Osiris.
  • 177 days ago: Union of Estovakia ceased to exist.
  • 180 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 181 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 182 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • 192 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.

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