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The Federal republic of Union of Estovakia

“Unity Is Strength”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Federal republic of Union of Estovakia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Niclas with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 3.085 billion, 3.079 billion of whom are zombies, Estovakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Directus. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Private law firms are unheard of, protests are legal but strictly supervised, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Union of Estovakia to be bombproof, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Estovakia's national animal is the mountain lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the Akian gold.

Union of Estovakia is ranked 2,823rd in Osiris and 103,320th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Union of Estovakia is currently considering its options.

People: 5,928,468

Zombies: 3,079,042,056

Dead: 5,376,075,975

Survival Rate: 0.07%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Union of Estovakia to be bombproof.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 5 days ago: Union of Estovakia changed its national demonym to "Estovakian".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Union of Estovakia has found 1 easter egg).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.

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