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The Federal republic of Union of Estovakia

“Unity Is Strength”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Federal republic of Union of Estovakia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Niclas with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed population of 8.333 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Directus. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and guns are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Estovakia's national animal is the mountain lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the Akian gold.

Union of Estovakia is ranked 3,343rd in Osiris and 115,183rd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -529 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 6 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 12 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 14 days ago: Union of Estovakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, guns are banned.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Union of Estovakia, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.

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