The Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Volk ans Gewehr!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Unicario is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anastasia VIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 13.508 billion Asgardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hohenberg. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The large but inefficient Asgardian economy, worth 929 trillion Marks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,774 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars are banned, discarded pennies litter the streets, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unicario's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Germanic.

Unicario is ranked 2nd in Soyuznoye and 96,720th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.156 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Unicario was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Unicario was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Unicario was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Unicario changed its national motto to "Volk ans Gewehr!".
  • : Unicario published "The Great Fire" (Factbook: History).
  • : Unicario's influence in Soyuznoye fell from "Superpower" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Unicario fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Unicario's influence in Soyuznoye rose from "Powerbroker" to "Superpower".
  • : Unicario was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Free RePublic of Wisconsin9, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Unicario changed its national nation type to "Empire".


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