Population | 34.95 billion |
Capital | Itztlan |
Leader | the Politburo |
Faith | Constitutional Socialism |
Currency | Shilling |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Socialist People's Fiefdom of Uncle Noel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Politburo with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.95 billion Anahuacans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itztlan. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Uncle Noelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,172 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,391 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncle Noel's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Constitutional Socialism.
Uncle Noel is ranked 37,037th in the world and 6th in Western Atlantic for Most Stationary, with 1,228.0395265542 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Uncle Noel, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools.
- : Following new legislation in Uncle Noel, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Uncle Noel, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
- : Uncle Noel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Uncle Noel, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery.
- : Following new legislation in Uncle Noel, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Uncle Noel, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Uncle Noel, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.