The Sith Empire of
Father Knows Best State
What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable
Kim Jong Un
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.341 billion Unavailableans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unavailablean economy, worth a remarkable 3,306 trillion unknowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 319,734 unknowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, military spending is on the increase, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unrest.

Unavailable is ranked 2,518th in the Rejected Realms and 120,041st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 24 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 9 hours ago: Unavailable voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, military spending is on the increase.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, Unavailable's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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