Largest Information Technology Sector: 18th Most Scientifically Advanced: 73rd Most Secular: 75th
The Sith Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable
Kim Jong Un
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 12.884 billion Unavailableans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unavailablean economy, worth a remarkable 4,212 trillion unknowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 326,923 unknowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Unrest.

Unavailable is ranked 33,584th in the world and 94th in Wintreath for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,144.52 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 18thMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rdMost Secular: 75thHighest Poor Incomes: 90thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 315thLargest Gambling Industry: 538thRudest Citizens: 565thSmartest Citizens: 600thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 609thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 738thHighest Average Incomes: 880thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,023rdLargest Black Market: 1,027thHighest Economic Output: 1,184thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,364thMost Armed: 1,458thTop
Most Avoided: 1,838thMost Efficient Economies: 1,970thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,074thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,452ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,507thMost Influential: 3,904thMost Inclusive: 4,703rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,990thHealthiest Citizens: 5,047thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,119thLargest Retail Industry: 5,496thLargest Populations: 7,546thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,575thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,397thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,676thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,172ndMost Income Equality: 13,354thLargest Governments: 13,603rdLargest Mining Sector: 14,298thNudest: 14,704thMost Developed: 15,225thMost Politically Free: 16,443rd
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Politically Free: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Unavailable voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Unavailable was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.


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