The Sith Empire of
Father Knows Best State
What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable
Kim Jong Un
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.937 billion Unavailableans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unavailablean economy, worth a remarkable 3,544 trillion unknowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 324,110 unknowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime is well under control. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unrest.

Unavailable is ranked 16th in the Rejected Realms and 1,492nd in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 33 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Unavailable was endorsed by The Chaos Dimension of Rabidragonia.
  • : Unavailable was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Unavailable.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Unavailable, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.

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