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The Sith Empire of Unavailable

“What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.507 billion Unavailableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. The average income tax rate is 90%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, most citizens in Unavailable are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, Unbelievable spends billions upgrading public transport, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Unrest, and its currency is the unknown.

Unavailable is ranked 5,120th in the Rejected Realms and 111,175th in the world for Best Weather, with -933 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, Unbelievable spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, most citizens in Unavailable are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Unavailable voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend McMasterdonia".
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Unavailable endorsed The Sultanate of Addled Braintopia.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Unavailable was endorsed by The Sultanate of Addled Braintopia.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, Unavailable is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.

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