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The Sith Empire of Unavailable

“What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.967 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, surveillance cameras are banned, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Unrest, and its currency is the unknown.

Unavailable is ranked 18th in the Rejected Realms and 1,552nd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 12 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 116 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • 116 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Unavailable voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend The NationStates Community"".
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Unavailable voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Kim Jong Un's bedroom.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, citizens select which government department gets their income tax unknowns each year.

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