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The Sith Empire of Unavailable

“What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.926 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and nine out of ten citizens of Unavailable answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Unrest, and its currency is the unknown.

Unavailable is ranked 3,286th in the Rejected Realms and 117,314th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -19 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 117 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, nine out of ten citizens of Unavailable answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • 117 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Unavailable was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Capitalizt".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Unavailable was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Unavailable voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Unavailable was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".

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