The Sith Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable
Kim Jong Un
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.186 billion Unavailableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unavailablean economy, worth a remarkable 3,224 trillion unknowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 316,557 unknowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Unavailable to be bombproof, train stations can be 'armful places, and cars are banned from built-up areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unrest.

Unavailable is ranked 115th in the Rejected Realms and 7,899th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 10 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • 13 hours ago: Unavailable was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Unavailable to be bombproof.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, Unbelievable is a police state during international summits.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Unavailable voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".

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