The Sith Empire of
Father Knows Best State
What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable
Kim Jong Un
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.567 billion Unavailableans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unavailablean economy, worth a remarkable 3,504 trillion unknowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 331,660 unknowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, euthanasia is legal, and children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unrest.

Unavailable is ranked 70th in the Rejected Realms and 4,358th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 37 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, euthanasia is legal.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Unavailable voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preserving Antimicrobials".
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Unavailable voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Congress of Armed Proletarian States"".

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