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The Sith Empire of Unavailable

“What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.72 billion Unavailableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. The average income tax rate is 90%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Tourism and Arms Manufacturing.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Unbelievable Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Unrest, and its currency is the unknown.

Unavailable is ranked 258th in the Rejected Realms and 18,171st in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 17 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Unavailable was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Unbelievable Times is sold out.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Unavailable was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists.
  • 4 days ago: Unavailable lost the endorsement of The Preserved Democracy of Ouearotion.

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