The Sith Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
What is unseen and is unknown is also unavailable
Kim Jong Un
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sith Empire of Unavailable is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kim Jong Un with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.841 billion Unavailableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unbelievable. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unavailablean economy, worth a remarkable 3,073 trillion unknowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,346 unknowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, soldiers are equipped with multi-million unknown battlesuits, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Unavailable's national animal is the unseen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unrest.

Unavailable is ranked 13th in the Rejected Realms and 832nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Unavailable was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Unavailable voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, soldiers are equipped with multi-million unknown battlesuits.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, unseens are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unavailable, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.

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