The Nihilist Hippy Commune of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
You are only coming through in waves.
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Roger Waters with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.417 billion Ummagummen love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonny. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ummagumman economy, worth a remarkable 5,996 trillion love beads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,709 love beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ummagumma's national animal is the far out Pink Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is love.

Ummagumma is ranked 128th in Wysteria and 119,246th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -13 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bonny Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Ummagumma, the government funds large training centres to turn far out Pink Dragons into functioning members of society.

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