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The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma

“You are only coming through in waves.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Wysteria

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The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Roger Waters with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 26.081 billion Ummagummen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, socially-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonny. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

All prisons have been eliminated, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, Far out Pink Dragon is one of the most popular forenames in Ummagumma, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Ummagumma's border. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ummagumma's national animal is the far out Pink Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is love, and its currency is the love bead.

Ummagumma is ranked 53rd in Wysteria and 37,932nd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 23 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Ummagumma fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 5 hours ago: Ummagumma fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, refugees from other nations are flocking to Ummagumma's border.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, Far out Pink Dragon is one of the most popular forenames in Ummagumma.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, all prisons have been eliminated.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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