The Nihilist Hippy Commune of
Left-wing Utopia
You are only coming through in waves.
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Roger Waters with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.045 billion Ummagummen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonny. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ummagumman economy, worth a remarkable 5,705 trillion love beads a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,949 love beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, CDs are regularly copy-protected, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ummagumma's national animal is the far out Pink Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is love.

Ummagumma is ranked 14th in Wysteria and 4,296th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 111 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 21 hours ago

  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Ummagumma, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.

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