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The Highly Democratic Republic of Ukrazistan

“Listen. Listen carefully. Obey”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Highly Democratic Republic of Ukrazistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Bezumnyĭ with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.459 billion Ukrazistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mostov. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ukrazistan's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, its national religion is Bezumnyĭsm, and its currency is the Stávo.

Ukrazistan is ranked 2,764th in Balder and 105,656th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -151 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 91 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 91 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, teenage fathers are forced to join the army.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 7 days ago: Ukrazistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, Ukrazistan has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.

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