Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,277th Most Authoritarian: 2,698th Highest Drug Use: 4,563rd
The Highly Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Listen. Listen carefully. Obey
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Highly Democratic Republic of Ukrazistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Bezumnyĭ with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.938 billion Ukrazistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mostov. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The thriving Ukrazistanian economy, worth 458 trillion Stávoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,311 Stávoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukrazistan's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bezumnyĭsm.

Ukrazistan is ranked 6,234th in the world and 278th in Balder for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 94.85 Effective Tax Rate.

Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,277thMost Authoritarian: 2,698thHighest Drug Use: 4,563rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,616thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,921stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,018thMost Extreme: 7,082ndLargest Governments: 8,311thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,586thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,344thMost Income Equality: 11,984thSafest: 15,008thLargest Mining Sector: 15,476thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,513thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,890th
Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 55th in the regionMost Extreme: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 166th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 200th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 208th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 210th in the regionTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 267th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 278th in the regionLargest Governments: 350th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 354th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 364th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 418th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 453rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 455th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 457th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ukrazistan's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ukrazistan, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Ukrazistan's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Ukrazistan's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Ukrazistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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