The State of Ugolini is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.363 billion Ugolinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Ugolinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,860 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,777 per year while the poor average 3,270, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Ugolini in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ugolini's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ugolini is ranked 266,015^th in the world and 7^th in San Marino for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.7 law-abiding acts per hour.