The Torched Savannah of Ugg Lands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by that guy hiding under the cupcake-table with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The democratic population of 25.087 billion Uggies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiny Village. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped Ugg Landsian economy, worth 793 trillion Uggs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,616 Uggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugg Lands's national animal is the Great Crested Ugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is has been hijacked by dancing ewoks.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ugg Lands changed its national capital to "Tiny Village".
- : Ugg Lands changed its national capital to "The Big City" and its demonym to "Uggy".
- : Ugg Lands was endorsed by The Queendom of Sophalopagus.
- : Ugg Lands suppressed a post on the Grand Central Regional Message Board.
- : Ugg Lands was endorsed by Felidara.
- : Ugg Lands was endorsed by The Dominion of Witserland.
- : Ugg Lands was endorsed by The Fandom of St Markie the Awesome.
- : Ugg Lands was endorsed by Dankshonia.
- : Ugg Lands lost the endorsement of The Commonwealth of Caljugiri.
- : Ugg Lands was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Nautasi.