The Torched Savannah of Ugg Lands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by that guy hiding under the cupcake-table with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 25.817 billion Uggies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiny Village. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but underdeveloped Ugg Landsian economy, worth 809 trillion Uggs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,347 Uggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugg Lands's national animal is the Great Crested Ugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is has been hijacked by dancing ewoks.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ugg Lands was endorsed by The Grand Majestic Empire of Galderon.
- : Ugg Lands removed The Third Republic of Graznia from the regional ban list in Grand Central.
- : Ugg Lands removed The Heavenly Pharaoh of The Almighty Jesus Whale from the regional ban list in Grand Central.
- : Ugg Lands removed The Dissatisfied Shills of Ikania from the regional ban list in Grand Central.
- : Ugg Lands removed The Holy Dominion of Ephiria from the regional ban list in Grand Central.
- : Ugg Lands removed Executive, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls authority from the WA Delegate The Imperial Augustan Abbey of Stavelot-Malmedy in Grand Central.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Smartest Citizens.
- : Ugg Lands was endorsed by The Heavenly Pharaoh of The Almighty Jesus Whale.