Population | 42.018 billion |
Capital | Tiny Village |
Leader | that guy hiding under the cupcake-table |
Faith | has been hijacked by dancing ewoks |
Currency | Ugg |
Animal | Great Crested Ugg |
The Torched Savannah of Ugg Lands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by that guy hiding under the cupcake-table with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 42.018 billion Uggies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiny Village. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Ugg Landsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,512 trillion Uggs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,799 Uggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and the government has legalised small-scale capitalism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugg Lands's national animal is the Great Crested Ugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is has been hijacked by dancing ewoks.
Ugg Lands is ranked 12,493rd in the world and 2nd in Grand Central for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ugg Lands's influence in Grand Central fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Ugg Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Ugg Lands's influence in Grand Central rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.