The United Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
An injury to one is the concern of all
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United Socialist Republic of Ucratia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Viktor Kobanovitch Troska with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.203 billion Ucratians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogova. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ucratian economy, worth 827 trillion Durrutis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,863 Durrutis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Catball fields, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ucratia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Supreme Being.

Ucratia is ranked 248th in The Internationale and 146,743rd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 56 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
  • 56 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Catball fields.
  • 12 hours ago: Ucratia's influence in The Internationale fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Ucratia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.

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