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The United Socialist Republic of Ucratia

“An injury to one is the concern of all”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The Internationale

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The United Socialist Republic of Ucratia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Viktor Kobanovitch Troska with an even hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 6.577 billion Ucratians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, socially-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogova. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Ucratia to be bombproof. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ucratia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Cult of the Supreme Being, and its currency is the Durruti.

Ucratia is ranked 49th in The Internationale and 7,707th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 10 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Ucratia to be bombproof.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Ucratia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, a nation-wide cull of Cats is in effect.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ucratia, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 4 days ago: Ucratia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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