Most Subsidized Industry: 19th Most Advanced Public Transport: 36th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th
The United Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
An injury to one is the concern of all
Viktor Kobanovitch Troska
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The United Socialist Republic of Ucratia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Viktor Kobanovitch Troska with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.259 billion Ucratians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nogova. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ucratian economy, worth a remarkable 1,642 trillion Durrutis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,067 Durrutis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region, and cars are banned from built-up areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ucratia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Supreme Being.

Ucratia is ranked 186,898th in the world and 134th in Eurasian Socialist Union for Most Primitive, scoring -275.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 19thMost Advanced Public Transport: 36thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rdMost Advanced Public Education: 87thMost Compassionate Citizens: 169thNicest Citizens: 236thMost Rebellious Youth: 251stBest Weather: 421stHealthiest Citizens: 496thLargest Black Market: 555thHighest Crime Rates: 585thMost Inclusive: 1,137thMost Efficient Economies: 1,212thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,867thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,229thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,366thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,525thMost Pacifist: 2,757thMost Armed: 2,920thLargest Governments: 3,391stSmartest Citizens: 3,809thHighest Economic Output: 5,109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,370thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,760thMost Developed: 7,469thHighest Average Incomes: 7,698thTop
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Largest Populations: 10,349thMost Influential: 11,975thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,060thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,511th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, the army's shirt ninjas are the most feared assassins in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in Ucratia, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.

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