Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 201st Most Efficient Economies: 286th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 335th
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The Militaristic Angelocracy of Uciniple is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Nelson Rosswier with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.162 billion Ucinipleans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Uciniplean economy, worth a remarkable 3,875 trillion Donueds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 294,439 Donueds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,597,135 per year while the poor average 27,995, a ratio of 57.1 to 1.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, organ donation is compulsory, skateparks can be found in every city, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Nelson Rosswier's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uciniple's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uciniple is ranked 182,661st in the world and 8th in The Allied Republics for Best Weather, with -3 Meters Of Sunlight.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 201stMost Efficient Economies: 286thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 335thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 637thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 715thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 716thLargest Publishing Industry: 742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 908thLargest Retail Industry: 941stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 980thMost Armed: 1,123rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,216thHighest Average Incomes: 1,239thHighest Economic Output: 1,310thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,315thRudest Citizens: 1,651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,709thMost Stationary: 1,918thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,976thSmartest Citizens: 2,038thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,079thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,115thHighest Crime Rates: 3,143rdMost Avoided: 4,843rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,223rdMost Developed: 5,272ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,368thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,917thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,393rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,722ndMost Influential: 6,805thLargest Mining Sector: 7,136thLargest Populations: 7,189thNudest: 9,233rdTop
Most Pro-Market: 10,113thLargest Black Market: 11,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,269thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,442ndMost Secular: 17,104th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).


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