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The Militaristic Angelocracy of Uciniple

“Aut inveniam viam aut faciam”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: The Allied Republics

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The Militaristic Angelocracy of Uciniple is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by President Nelson Rosswier with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.258 billion Ucinipleans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifia. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing industries.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, airport security is provided by private companies, theoretical science is only theoretical, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Uciniple's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Donued.

Uciniple is ranked 2nd in The Allied Republics and 1,265th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 67 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Uciniple fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 10 days ago: Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 12 days ago: Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • 24 days ago: Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • 28 days ago: Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: #1).
  • 29 days ago: Uciniple fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 29 days ago: Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 30 days ago: Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 5%).

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