The Militaristic Angelocracy of Uciniple is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Nelson Rosswier with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.227 billion Ucinipleans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Uciniplean economy, worth a remarkable 3,711 trillion Donueds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 303,516 Donueds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,650,832 per year while the poor average 28,690, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.
Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, organ donation is compulsory, skateparks can be found in every city, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Nelson Rosswier's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uciniple's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
- : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- : Following new legislation in Uciniple, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Nelson Rosswier's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Uciniple, skateparks can be found in every city.
- : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
- : Uciniple was struck by a Cure Missile from The Democratic Republic of Hamilaton, curing 8 million infected.
- : Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
- : Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Uciniple fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.