The Militaristic Angelocracy of
Capitalizt
Aut inveniam viam aut faciam
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Militaristic Angelocracy of Uciniple is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Nelson Rosswier with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.643 billion Ucinipleans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Uciniplean economy, worth a remarkable 3,837 trillion Donueds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 303,516 Donueds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,650,832 per year while the poor average 28,690, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, organ donation is compulsory, skateparks can be found in every city, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Nelson Rosswier's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uciniple's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uciniple is ranked 13th in The Allied Republics and 141,036th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring -55.631 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 1%).

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