The Militaristic Angelocracy of Uciniple is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Nelson Rosswier with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.66 billion Ucinipleans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Uciniplean economy, worth a remarkable 3,534 trillion Donueds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 303,133 Donueds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,648,752 per year while the poor average 28,654, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.
Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uciniple's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Uciniple barred WA Delegate access to Regional Control in The Allied Republics.
- : Uciniple's influence in The Allied Republics rose from "Instigator" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Uciniple's influence in The Allied Republics rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).
- : Uciniple's influence in The Allied Republics rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Uciniple's influence in The Allied Republics rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Uciniple was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- : Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
- : Uciniple's influence in The Allied Republics fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
- : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).