Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 195th Most Efficient Economies: 281st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 340th
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The Militaristic Angelocracy of Uciniple is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Nelson Rosswier with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.279 billion Ucinipleans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Uciniplean economy, worth a remarkable 3,909 trillion Donueds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 294,439 Donueds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,597,135 per year while the poor average 27,995, a ratio of 57.1 to 1.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, organ donation is compulsory, skateparks can be found in every city, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Nelson Rosswier's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uciniple's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uciniple is ranked 15,933rd in the world and 3rd in The Allied Republics for Longest Average Lifespans, with 77.19 Years.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 195thMost Efficient Economies: 281stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 340thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 644thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 693rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 720thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 726thLargest Publishing Industry: 748thMost Rebellious Youth: 919thLargest Retail Industry: 966thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,021stMost Armed: 1,149thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,255thHighest Average Incomes: 1,266thHighest Economic Output: 1,307thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,336thRudest Citizens: 1,680thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,786thTop
Most Stationary: 1,896thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,000thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,109thSmartest Citizens: 2,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,237thHighest Crime Rates: 3,218thMost Avoided: 4,957thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,328thHealthiest Citizens: 5,554thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,622ndMost Developed: 5,689thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,473rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,845thMost Influential: 6,887thLargest Populations: 7,127thLargest Mining Sector: 7,215thNudest: 8,173rdTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,550thLargest Black Market: 12,124thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,933rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Uciniple fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).


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