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The Rebut Rebu of Uber Tuber is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 10.98 billion are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery industries.

Sex offenders find themselves 'cut off' from any ability to repeat their crimes, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uber Tuber's national animal is the underwater chimpanzees, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the potato skin.

Uber Tuber is ranked 21st in the region and 4,358th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.