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The Holy Empire of Typhootania

“Ich kann allem widerstehen, nur nicht der Versuchung!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Deutschland

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The Holy Empire of Typhootania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the holy Emperor with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 17.124 billion Typhootanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Caymaningen-Schlonzelsdorf. The average income tax rate is 41%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All guns must be registered, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Typhootania's national animal is the typhootanian cayman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Schlonz.

Typhootania is ranked 5th in Deutschland and 1,455th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 48 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Typhootania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Typhootania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend McMasterdonia".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Typhootania, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 4 days ago: Typhootania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Typhootania, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Typhootania, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 6 days ago: Typhootania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Legal Competence".
  • 6 days ago: Typhootania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Capitalist Paradise".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Typhootania, all guns must be registered.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Typhootania, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.

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