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The Feline Haven of Tyninnia

“A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrson.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Dragon Lair

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The Feline Haven of Tyninnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.395 billion Tyninnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 64%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios. Crime is well under control. Tyninnia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dollar.

Tyninnia is ranked 5th in Dragon Lair and 36,510th in the world for Best Weather, with 10 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 21 hours ago

  • 47 days ago: Tyninnia's influence in Dragon Lair rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 58 days ago: Tyninnia's influence in Dragon Lair fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • 95 days ago: Tyninnia's influence in Dragon Lair rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 148 days ago: Tyninnia fell out of the world Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 200 days ago: Tyninnia's influence in Dragon Lair rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 304 days ago: Tyninnia's influence in Dragon Lair rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 360 days ago: Tyninnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 1 year 11 days ago: Tyninnia's influence in Dragon Lair rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 1 year 78 days ago: Tyninnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist.
  • 1 year 131 days ago: Tyninnia relocated from Monkey Island to Dragon Lair.

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by Max Barry

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