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The Feline Haven of Tyninnia

“A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrson.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Dragon Lair


The Feline Haven of Tyninnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 20.19 billion Tyninnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 64%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios. Crime is well under control. Tyninnia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dollar.

Tyninnia is ranked 10th in Dragon Lair and 56,989th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 18 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago


by Max Barry

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