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The Janitorial Unit of Tyhcoon

“You make the mess, we clean it up.”The Collective

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Tychrome

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The Janitorial Unit of Tyhcoon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Collective with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.036 billion Janitors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toilet Seat City. The average income tax rate is 83.4%.

The powerhouse Janitor economy, worth 535 trillion Urinal Cakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,713 Urinal Cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyhcoon's national animal is the Snake Drain, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tyhcoon is ranked 1st in Tychrome and 103,444th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 10 hours ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tyhcoon, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tyhcoon, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tyhcoon, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Tyhcoon lodged a message on the Tychrome Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tyhcoon, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tyhcoon, guns are banned.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tyhcoon, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tyhcoon, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tyhcoon, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 5 days ago: Tyhcoon removed The Wooded Domain of Gaidono from the regional ban list in Tychrome.

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