The Queen's State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Evil is
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Queen's State of Tuvaro is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 4.74 billion Tuvaroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tuvaroan economy, worth 57.9 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,211 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, Harry Potter books are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuvaro's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuvaro is ranked 502nd in Pacific Union and 53,891st in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 13 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Income Equality.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Safest.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens.

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by Max Barry

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