Most Authoritarian: 315th Most Conservative: 1,543rd Most Extreme: 1,637th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
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The Queen's State of Tuvaro is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 6.14 billion Tuvaroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tuvaroan economy, worth 75.0 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,207 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, Harry Potter books are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuvaro's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuvaro is ranked 68,950th in the world and 1,399th in Brazzaville for Highest Economic Output, with 75.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Authoritarian: 315thMost Conservative: 1,543rdMost Extreme: 1,637thTop
Most Income Equality: 3,623rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,286th
Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Income Equality: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 85th in the regionSafest: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tuvaro's influence in Brazzaville rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Brazzaville rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Tuvaro relocated from Delaware to Brazzaville.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Delaware rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Delaware rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Delaware rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Delaware rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian and the Top 5% for Most Income Equality, Most Extreme, and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Tuvaro relocated from Ancient Lands to Delaware.



by Max Barry

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