The Queen's State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Evil is
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Queen's State of Tuvaro is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 4.586 billion Tuvaroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tuvaroan economy, worth 56.0 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,211 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, Harry Potter books are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuvaro's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuvaro is ranked 795th in Pacific Union and 88,386th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -106.572 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • 25 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 47 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 56 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 66 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Income Equality.
  • 67 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 68 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Safest.
  • 89 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 100 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 106 days ago: Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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by Max Barry

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