The Queen's State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Evil is
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Queen's State of Tuvaro is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.662 billion Tuvaroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tuvaroan economy, worth 69.1 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,211 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, Harry Potter books are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuvaro's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuvaro is ranked 35th in Ancient Lands and 34,085th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 75.811 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.

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by Max Barry

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