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The Great Turtle Fence of Turtles Everywhere

“Turtles all the way down”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Osiris

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The Great Turtle Fence of Turtles Everywhere is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Reanimated Turtle Commander XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.763 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sprawling Technoscape of Turtlania. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and a government program is underway to revitalize Turtles Everywhere's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtles Everywhere's national animal is the vulture for some reason, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Chelonism, and its currency is the turtloon.

Turtles Everywhere is ranked 41st in Osiris and 1,705th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 17 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

Easter Egg Top 5% of Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of Osiris for Most Cultured Top 1% of Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 10% of Osiris for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of Osiris for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of Osiris for Most Godforsaken Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of Osiris for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of Osiris for Most Developed Top 1% of the world for Most Developed Top 1% of Osiris for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of Osiris for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of Osiris for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of Osiris for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of Osiris for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of Osiris for Nudest Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of Osiris for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 10% of Osiris for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Osiris for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of Osiris for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of Osiris for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 5% of Osiris for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of Osiris for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of Osiris for Best Weather Top 5% of the world for Best Weather Top 1% of Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs