The Retired Guy of
Capitalist Paradise
Someday, I will return to activity. Someday is far off.
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Retired Guy of Turnopolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by PoM Raxus Caedus Turn with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.092 billion Turnos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Turno economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion Universal Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 169,120 Universal Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 992,471 per year while the poor average 13,462, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Universal Credit battlesuits. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Turnopolis's national animal is the Capitalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Turnopolis is ranked 3rd in Imperial Clindean Order and 123,939th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.043 Stalins.

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