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The Retired Guy of Turnopolis

“Someday, I will return to activity. Someday is far off.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Imperial Clindean Order


The Retired Guy of Turnopolis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by PoM Raxus Caedus Turn with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.028 billion Turnos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Universal Credit battlesuits. Crime is crippling. Turnopolis's national animal is the Capitalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Capitalism, and its currency is the Universal Credit.

Turnopolis is ranked 2nd in Imperial Clindean Order and 116,583rd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -20 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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