The Retired Guy of
Capitalist Paradise
Someday, I will return to activity. Someday is far off.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Retired Guy of Turnopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by PoM Raxus Caedus Turn with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.191 billion Turnos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Turno economy, worth a remarkable 1,723 trillion Universal Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 169,120 Universal Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 992,471 per year while the poor average 13,462, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Universal Credit battlesuits. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Turnopolis's national animal is the Capitalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Turnopolis is ranked 3rd in Imperial Clindean Order and 127,297th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -13 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

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