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The Retired Guy of Turnopolis

“Someday, I will return to activity. Someday is far off.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Imperial Clindean Order


The Retired Guy of Turnopolis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by PoM Raxus Caedus Turn with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.58 billion, 2.577 billion of whom are zombies, Turnos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining industries.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Universal Credit battlesuits. Crime is crippling. Turnopolis's national animal is the Capitalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Capitalism, and its currency is the Universal Credit.

Turnopolis is ranked 1st in Imperial Clindean Order and 2,930th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 17 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Turnopolis is currently considering its options.

People: 2,963,581

Zombies: 2,576,981,176

Dead: 6,153,027,729

Survival Rate: 0.03%

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Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 16 hours ago


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