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The Retired Guy of Turnopolis

“Someday, I will return to activity. Someday is far off.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Imperial Clindean Order


The Retired Guy of Turnopolis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by PoM Raxus Caedus Turn with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.264 billion Turnos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Turno economy, worth a remarkable 1,586 trillion Universal Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 171,278 Universal Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,005,134 per year while the poor average 13,634, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Universal Credit battlesuits. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Turnopolis's national animal is the Capitalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Turnopolis is ranked 2nd in Imperial Clindean Order and 110,885th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -75 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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by Max Barry

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