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The Empire of TurboKill

“Peace through Superior Firepower”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Empire of TurboKill is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Wussles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.181 billion, 3.179 billion of whom are zombies, TurboKillians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teidan. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and Panda is one of the most popular forenames in TurboKill. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TurboKill's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dollar.

TurboKill is ranked 200th in Lazarus and 3,233rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

TurboKill is currently considering its options.

People: 2,185,415

Zombies: 3,179,289,167

Dead: 8,788,154,967

Survival Rate: 0.02%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 14 hours ago: TurboKill was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: TurboKill fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 4 days ago: TurboKill was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 5 days ago: TurboKill was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 6 days ago: TurboKill fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 6 days ago: TurboKill fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 11 days ago: TurboKill fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 12 days ago: TurboKill was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: TurboKill was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in TurboKill, Panda is one of the most popular forenames in TurboKill.

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