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“What happens here, stays here... most of the time.”

The 4 Minutes of Tuesday Heights is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.815 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuesday Heights's national animal is the siberian tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the credit.

Tuesday Heights is ranked 21st in the region and 33,050th in the world for Most Godforsaken.