NationStates | The Revolting Peasants of Tuchuk

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“Here there be Martial Law.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Very Good	Economy: Reasonable	Political Freedoms: Few

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: the South Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Revolting Peasants of Tuchuk is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ubar with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.532 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Education receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turia. The average income tax rate is 95%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, loans are available for students from poor families, large areas of Tuchuk are not accessible by the public, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tuchuk's national animal is the bosk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ignorance, and its currency is the Tarsk.

Tuchuk is ranked 4,519th in the South Pacific and 94,748th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring -402 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top 5% of the South Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the South Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 10% of the South Pacific for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the South Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector #1 in the South Pacific for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens Top 10% of the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 1 hour ago

2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, large areas of Tuchuk are not accessible by the public.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, loans are available for students from poor families.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales.
15 days ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
15 days ago: Following new legislation in Tuchuk, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.

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Endorsements Received: 33 (The Cruel Pirates, Gauthier, Potatodom, Fudgetopia, Tsrill, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Lakarian, Brutland and Norden, Darakin, Bergenu, Polkstreet, Neo-Draconis combine, Kiasu-ism, Soem, Shotalia, Tabeland, Zakanda, Community Property, Curlyhoward, Caer Rialis, Pamela And Hepatitis, Chubrubs, Ancient Slobovia, Turbona, Chillerton, Richardian, Van Wert, The Bathroom Sink, Cadfusion, Bronze Travels, ZOGSLAND, Hileville, The right wing state of base democracy)