The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Prosperity Through Freedom
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Tsim Sha Tsui is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Christopher Pang Ting Hong with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 9.124 billion Tsims are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 12.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsim economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,867 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and the fenghuang is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsim Sha Tsui's national animal is the fenghuang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsim Sha Tsui is ranked 60th in 10000 Islands and 2,985th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 164 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Tsim Sha Tsui was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tsim Sha Tsui, the fenghuang is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tsim Sha Tsui, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tsim Sha Tsui, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tsim Sha Tsui, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tsim Sha Tsui, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Tsim Sha Tsui voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tsim Sha Tsui, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tsim Sha Tsui, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tsim Sha Tsui, nudity is frowned upon.

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