The Free Lands of
Capitalizt
Land of the free
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Lands of Troslovia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Abuca with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.232 billion Troslovians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Troslovia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Troslovian economy, worth 434 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 102,588 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 571,931 per year while the poor average 9,187, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Troslovia's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is up to the people.

Troslovia is ranked 3rd in Ukeiskia and 135,973rd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -247 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Troslovia, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Troslovia, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Troslovia password-protected Ukeiskia.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Troslovia updated the World Factbook entry in Ukeiskia.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Troslovia abolished the regional flag of Ukeiskia.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Troslovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Troslovia, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Troslovia, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Troslovia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Troslovia, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.

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