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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia

“Why bother?”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Scandinavia

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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.124 billion Trixmonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, military service is compulsory, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is non-existent, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Trixmonia is ranked 16th in Scandinavia and 7,859th in the world for Safest, scoring 395 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, military service is compulsory.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the government covers the basic health care of its citizens.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.

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