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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia

“Why bother?”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Scandinavia

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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.937 billion Trixmonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Scarecrows are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, birth rates have hit an all-time low, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is non-existent, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Trixmonia is ranked 44th in Scandinavia and 89,115th in the world for Most Average, scoring 548 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, scarecrows are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, it's always rabbit season.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Trixmonia with a very polite populace.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.

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