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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia

“Why bother?”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Scandinavia

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The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.246 billion Trixmonians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the government is outsourcing itself, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is non-existent, and its currency is the ISSP Credit.

Trixmonia is ranked 1st in Scandinavia and 5th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 54 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, Trixmonia-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 10 days ago: Trixmonia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Trixmonia, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.

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