Largest Populations: 92nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 359th Nicest Citizens: 573rd
The Starting-up Paradise of
New York Times Democracy
Strike with the fist, don't tickle with the fingers!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Starting-up Paradise of Trigania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Burt Widter with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.278 billion Triganians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Triganian economy, worth 218 trillion Ningis a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 7,453 Ningis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, artists are pillars of society, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trigania's national animal is the Ravenous Bugblatter, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trigania is ranked 2,892nd in the world and 3rd in The Axis of Evil for Smartest Citizens, with 122.38 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 92ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 359thNicest Citizens: 573rdBest Weather: 702ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 949thMost Pacifist: 984thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,044thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,052ndTop
5%
Safest: 1,586thMost Influential: 1,595thMost Primitive: 2,018thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,454thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,698thSmartest Citizens: 2,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,918thMost Cultured: 3,709thHealthiest Citizens: 4,043rdTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 7,929thMost Stationary: 9,339th
Top
5%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Average: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Trigania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Trigania was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of This May Or May Not Be A Nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Trigania's influence in The Axis of Evil fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Trigania, Trigania's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.

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Endorsements Received: None.

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by Max Barry

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