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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 25.299 billion Tremalkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 21st in Wysteria and 8,663rd in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 78 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 4 hours ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, much of Tremalkier's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, CDs are regularly copy-protected.

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