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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 25.288 billion Tremalkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, much of Tremalkier's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 19th in Wysteria and 192nd in the world for Largest Populations, with 25,288 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, much of Tremalkier's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 4 days ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).

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