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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.503 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, all prisons have been eliminated, and theoretical science is only theoretical. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 8th in Wysteria and 21st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 868 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, all prisons have been eliminated.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 4 days ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.

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