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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.964 billion Tremalkierians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and Tremalkier-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 10th in Wysteria and 25th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 minutes ago

  • 11 hours ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Tremalkier-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Khushal Khan 's bedroom.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the government is avowedly atheist.

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