The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Anarchy
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.575 billion Tremalkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 20,047 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 754,365 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,728,935 per year while the poor average 11,259, a ratio of 597 to 1.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 3rd in Wysteria and 13th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring 4,895.4 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Tremalkier was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Crowns of property damage.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.

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