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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 25.167 billion Tremalkierians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the children of Tremalkier are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 9th in Wysteria and 47th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 117 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 8 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the children of Tremalkier are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 4 days ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Bunker Times is sold out.

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