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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.198 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, gun ownership is compulsory, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 71st in Wysteria and 37,395th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 80 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • 86 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the Hanging Gardens account for half of The Bunker's water use.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens must pay to enjoy Tremalkier's pristine beaches.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.

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