Rudest Citizens: 5th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th Most Armed: 6th
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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 28.824 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 22,646 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 785,669 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,583,831 per year while the poor average 63,409, a ratio of 72.3 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 177,988th in the world and 141st in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.17 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 5thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thMost Armed: 6thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7thLargest Gambling Industry: 9thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 18thHighest Economic Output: 18thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 53rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 106thSmartest Citizens: 139thLargest Populations: 170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 204thLargest Agricultural Sector: 270thMost Secular: 288thMost Stationary: 383rdLargest Publishing Industry: 543rdMost Rebellious Youth: 870thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,368thMost Efficient Economies: 1,408thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,696thMost Pro-Market: 4,482ndMost Influential: 4,659thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,727thMost Cultured: 6,252ndNudest: 7,765thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,050th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Tremalkier was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.


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