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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 25.888 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 19,392 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 749,104 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,220,324 per year while the poor average 37,268, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the government is a law unto itself, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, and Peregrine Falcon is one of the most popular forenames in Tremalkier. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 172nd in Wysteria and 116,249th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -758 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Tremalkier was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalizt".
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Peregrine Falcon is one of the most popular forenames in Tremalkier.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the children of Tremalkier are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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