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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.168 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, and citizens must pay to enjoy Tremalkier's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 8th in Wysteria and 17th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 47 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 minutes ago

  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens must pay to enjoy Tremalkier's pristine beaches.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Tremalkier is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • 6 days ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).

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