Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th Rudest Citizens: 6th Most Armed: 7th
The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
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Superb
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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.364 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 23,070 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 785,669 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,583,831 per year while the poor average 63,409, a ratio of 72.3 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 154,588th in the world and 114th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -90.72 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thRudest Citizens: 6thMost Armed: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7thLargest Gambling Industry: 9thFattest Citizens: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 13thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 19thHighest Economic Output: 19thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21stLargest Retail Industry: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 24thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 58thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 119thSmartest Citizens: 153rdLargest Populations: 170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 221stLargest Agricultural Sector: 268thMost Stationary: 377thMost Secular: 412thLargest Publishing Industry: 556thMost Rebellious Youth: 922ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,410thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,488thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,804thMost Influential: 4,779thMost Pro-Market: 5,527thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,586thMost Cultured: 6,543rdTop
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Nudest: 9,537thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,501st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Tremalkier was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.

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