The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Capitalist Paradise
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.79 billion Tremalkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 20,291 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 757,427 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,278,323 per year while the poor average 37,682, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 8th in Wysteria and 17th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Tremalkier fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 5 days ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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