The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Capitalizt
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.349 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 19,860 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 753,750 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,093,527 per year while the poor average 41,250, a ratio of 123 to 1.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 7th in Wysteria and 14th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 20,855.71 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Tremalkier is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.

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