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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 25.109 billion Tremalkierians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The Peregrine Falcon is believed to be extinct, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 159th in Wysteria and 114,501st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -1,744 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Tremalkier was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the Peregrine Falcon is believed to be extinct.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.

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