The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Capitalist Paradise
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.221 billion Tremalkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 19,719 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 752,067 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,410,033 per year while the poor average 33,674, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, there are no minimum wage laws, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 7th in Wysteria and 10th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 5,720 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, most academic research has ground to a halt.

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