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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.789 billion Tremalkierians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, much of Tremalkier's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 192nd in Wysteria and 111,884th in the world for Most Average, scoring -7,542 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, much of Tremalkier's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Peregrine Falcon Lasagne is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, birth rates have hit an all-time low.

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