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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 25.632 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Billions of Crowns are being blown on orbital weapons development, new urban roads are threatening city parks, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 9th in Wysteria and 16th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 41 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 15 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Tremalkier was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, billions of Crowns are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Peregrine Falcon is one of the most popular forenames in Tremalkier.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Tremalkier's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.

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