The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Capitalizt
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.971 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 20,482 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 759,434 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,292,308 per year while the poor average 37,782, a ratio of 140 to 1.

The nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Laïcité.

Tremalkier is ranked 82nd in Wysteria and 110,754th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -3 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Tremalkier fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the children of Tremalkier are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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