The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
Capitalizt
To Shape the World is to be Immortal
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.084 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 19,569 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 750,254 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,228,339 per year while the poor average 37,326, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 164th in Wysteria and 125,807th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -41 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.

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