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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria

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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 24.976 billion Tremalkierians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Tremalkier-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, and street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is La´citÚ, and its currency is the Crown.

Tremalkier is ranked 7th in Wysteria and 9th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 2,464.7 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, Tremalkier-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tremalkier, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Khushal Khan 's bedroom.

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