Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th Rudest Citizens: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th
The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of
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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.548 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 23,214 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 785,669 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,583,831 per year while the poor average 63,409, a ratio of 72.3 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 2,843rd in the world and 14th in Wysteria for Largest Black Market, with 232 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5thRudest Citizens: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7thMost Armed: 7thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thMost Avoided: 19thHighest Economic Output: 19thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 24thHighest Average Incomes: 25thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 32ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 50thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56thLargest Insurance Industry: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 104thLargest Information Technology Sector: 140thSmartest Citizens: 153rdLargest Populations: 170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 207thLargest Agricultural Sector: 274thMost Stationary: 366thMost Secular: 440thLargest Publishing Industry: 570thMost Rebellious Youth: 924thMost Efficient Economies: 1,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,513thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,843rdMost Influential: 4,866thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,137thMost Pro-Market: 6,178thMost Cultured: 6,659thTop
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Nudest: 10,083rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,232nd
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Tremalkier was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Tremalkier was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremalkier, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.

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