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The Soon-to-be PUCK World Rulers of Trade

“Penguins Utilising Collateral Killsprees”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Orbital Troop Fleet of USSR

Overview • PeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Soon-to-be PUCK World Rulers of Trade is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Emperor AptenodytesForceTerriflying-sama with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.802 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Inescapable Sarcophagus for all Life. The average income tax rate is 69%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, political activists are routinely executed, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is moderate. Trade's national animal is the Bloodthirsty Representation of a Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Violet Neo-Tradizm with Absolute Tribute, and its currency is the Divine Radiation from His Supreme Being.

Trade is ranked 8th in The Orbital Troop Fleet of USSR and 129,443rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -139 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in TradeTrade, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in TradeTrade, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in TradeTrade, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in TradeTrade, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in TradeTrade, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: TradeTrade voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jakker".
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: TradeTrade relocated from The Rejected Realms to The Orbital Troop Fleet of USSR.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: TradeTrade voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Chemical Weapons Convention".
  • 3 days ago: TradeTrade was ejected and banned from The Torpedojagers by The Defensive Instincts of Wild WolvesThe Defensive Instincts of Wild Wolves.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: TradeTrade was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.

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