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The Holy Empire of Trabia Mon

“So let it be written, so let it be done.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Holy Empire of Trabia Mon is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Princess Asseylum Trabia Allusia with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.215 billion Trabians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornelia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Gambling and Tourism.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Trabia Mon, billions of gils are being blown on orbital weapons development, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trabia Mon's national animal is the chocobo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Touhou, and its currency is the gil.

Trabia Mon is ranked 3,005th in the Rejected Realms and 118,367th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -285 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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