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The Holy Empire of Trabia Mon

“So let it be written, so let it be done.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Holy Empire of Trabia Mon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Asseylum Trabia Allusia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.252 billion Trabians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornelia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Gambling and Tourism.

Trabia Mon successfully hosted the the Rejected Realms Olympics, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Trabia Mon Blood Tithe, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in the Rejected Realms. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trabia Mon's national animal is the chocobo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Touhou, and its currency is the gil.

Trabia Mon is ranked 935th in the Rejected Realms and 50,926th in the world for Nudest, with 144 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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