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The Academy of Trabia Mon

“Fear is freedom! Control is release! Denial is truth!”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Unknown

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The Academy of Trabia Mon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Council Princess Satsuki Kiryūin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.496 billion Trabia Monians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honnōji. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Gambling and Tourism.

Failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Council Princess Satsuki Kiryūin is punishable by death, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trabia Mon's national animal is the chocobo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Madoka Magica, and its currency is the gil.

Trabia Mon is ranked 47th in Unknown and 58,619th in the world for Best Weather, with 1 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Council Princess Satsuki Kiryūin is punishable by death.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • 8 days ago: Trabia Mon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Trabia Mon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.

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