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The Academy of Trabia Mon

“Fear is freedom! Control is release! Denial is truth!”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Unknown

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The Academy of Trabia Mon is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Council Princess Satsuki Kiryūin with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.53 billion Trabia Monians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honnōji. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Gambling and Tourism.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Trabia Mon Blood Tithe, the government has the power to seize property at will, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trabia Mon's national animal is the chocobo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Madoka Magica, and its currency is the gil.

Trabia Mon is ranked 1st in Unknown and 2,004th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 100 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Trabia Mon Blood Tithe.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Council Princess Satsuki Kiryūin is punishable by death.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.

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