The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Let justice be done, through the Heavens Fall.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Empire of Trabia Mon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Asseylum Trabia Allusia with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.156 billion Holy Trabians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Trabia Monian economy, worth a remarkable 2,181 trillion gold dragons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 195,582 gold dragons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 632,100 per year while the poor average 45,733, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, Trabia Mon Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trabia Mon's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Trabia Mon is ranked 6,791st in The North Pacific and 138,643rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -47 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Trabia Mon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Trabia Mon was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Safest.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, Trabia Mon Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 5 days ago: Trabia Mon was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Trabia Mon, 90% of active duty TMAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.

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