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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 217th Highest Drug Use: 289th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 327th
The Seven Kingdoms of
Mother Knows Best State
I do things because they feel good.
Queen Cersei I Lannister
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Civil Rights
Very Good
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The Seven Kingdoms of Trabia Mon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Cersei I Lannister with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.084 billion andals and the first mens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Landing. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trabia Monian economy, worth a remarkable 2,326 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 165,196 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trabia Mon's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is lord of light.

Trabia Mon is ranked 151,868th in the world and 8,541st in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -32.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 217thHighest Drug Use: 289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 327thMost Influential: 636thLargest Publishing Industry: 768thMost Advanced Public Education: 909thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,238thMost Developed: 1,359thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,960thMost Efficient Economies: 2,035thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,245thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,490thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,688thMost Cultured: 2,859thMost Primitive: 2,906thLowest Crime Rates: 3,254thHighest Economic Output: 3,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,361stSmartest Citizens: 3,376thMost Devout: 3,445thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,966thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,241stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,322ndLargest Populations: 6,752ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 7,953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,011thLargest Governments: 9,447thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,430thMost Pacifist: 11,600th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 76th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionMost Devout: 91st in the regionMost Primitive: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 155th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionMost Influential: 203rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 230th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 307th in the regionLargest Governments: 325th in the regionMost Stationary: 403rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 452nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 499th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 674th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 703rd in the region

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