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“Volkswagen Has The Power”

The Volkswagen Government of Toyotaland is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.4 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Gambling and Trout Farming.

Torture is illegal, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, polygamy is legal, and the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Toyotaland's national animal is the Dogs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Yahan.

Toyotaland is ranked 24th in the region and 40,352nd in the world for Happiest Citizens.