The Tranquility of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Je Maintiendrai la République
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Tranquility of Toulouse-Lautrec is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Henri Marie Raymond with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 27.384 billion Toulouse-Lautrecians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montmartre. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toulouse-Lautrecian economy, worth a remarkable 1,521 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,569 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. Toulouse-Lautrec's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Toulouse-Lautrec is ranked 62nd in Nederland and 84,815th in the world for Safest, scoring 117.459 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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