Largest Populations: 454th Most Income Equality: 1,294th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,814th
The Tranquility of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Je Maintiendrai la République
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Tranquility of Toulouse-Lautrec is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Henri Marie Raymond with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 28.054 billion Toulouse-Lautrecians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montmartre. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toulouse-Lautrecian economy, worth a remarkable 1,559 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,596 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. Toulouse-Lautrec's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Toulouse-Lautrec is ranked 62,437th in the world and 52nd in Nederland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.54 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Populations: 454thMost Income Equality: 1,294thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,814thLargest Mining Sector: 1,849thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,689thMost Stationary: 3,733rdLargest Black Market: 4,056thHighest Economic Output: 5,614thMost Authoritarian: 6,380thMost Armed: 6,909thNicest Citizens: 6,941stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,134thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,581stMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,973rdMost Influential: 8,116thTop
10%
Most Avoided: 9,482ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,555thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,126th
Top
5%
Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec voted for Hillary anders in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality and Largest Populations and the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian, Largest Black Market, and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec's influence in Nederland rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Toulouse-Lautrec was struck by a Cure Missile from The Free Democracy of Ballotonia, curing 1 million infected.

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