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Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Holy Empire of Touch a Butt is a colossal, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 5.45 billion enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The small, pro-business government appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry.

Crime is a major problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Touch a Butt's national animal is the wobbling bootipest, and its currency is the cheek.

Touch a Butt is ranked 1st in 0000000000 Trust in the Lord and 57,249th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and