Most Income Equality: 15,902nd Lowest Crime Rates: 19,234th
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Tu didvyrių žeme
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Some

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The Most Serene Republic of Toris Lorinaitis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The quiet, industrious population of 1.061 billion Lithuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Public Transport are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Toris Lorinaitisian economy, worth 52.9 trillion lita a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,878 lita, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, train stations can be 'armful places, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toris Lorinaitis's national animal is the aurochs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Toris Lorinaitis is ranked 154,552nd in the world and 12th in Alliance of Puppet Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -113.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Income Equality: 15,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,234th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toris Lorinaitis's influence in Alliance of Puppet Nations fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Toris Lorinaitis's influence in Alliance of Puppet Nations fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Toris Lorinaitis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Toris Lorinaitis, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Toris Lorinaitis, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Toris Lorinaitis, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Toris Lorinaitis, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Toris Lorinaitis, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Toris Lorinaitis to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Toris Lorinaitis, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in Toris Lorinaitis, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.

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