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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,269thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,436thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,246th
The Uudestisüntünüt Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Üksi Valtsi Yumalien Alla
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Todlichebujoku

Population26.244 billion

CapitalRotlichtčiku

Currencyvalijana
AnimalGyrfalcon

The Uudestisüntünüt Republic of Todlichebujoku is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.244 billion Tödlichebujokis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotlichtčiku. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tödlichebujoki economy, worth a remarkable 3,688 trillion valijanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,531 valijanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Tödlichebujokis won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the weather in Rotlichtčiku is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is totally unknown. Todlichebujoku's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Todlichebujoku is ranked 4,467th in the world and 1st in Novapax for Most Cultured, scoring 177 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,269thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,436thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,246thMost Cultured: 4,467thHighest Economic Output: 5,348thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,110thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,406thLargest Populations: 6,779thSmartest Citizens: 9,812thMost Developed: 10,764thNicest Citizens: 11,135thHighest Food Quality: 11,444thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,197thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,511thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,970thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,894thMost Influential: 20,172ndMost Devout: 20,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,588thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,102ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,390thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,668thMost Inclusive: 23,013thMost Stationary: 25,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 25,817thHealthiest Citizens: 25,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 26,183rdLargest Gambling Industry: 30,080th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the region

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