Population | 26.244 billion |
Capital | Rotlichtčiku |
Currency | valijana |
Animal | Gyrfalcon |
The Uudestisüntünüt Republic of Todlichebujoku is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.244 billion Tödlichebujokis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotlichtčiku. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tödlichebujoki economy, worth a remarkable 3,688 trillion valijanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,531 valijanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Glamping Tödlichebujokis won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the weather in Rotlichtčiku is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is totally unknown. Todlichebujoku's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Todlichebujoku is ranked 4,467th in the world and 1st in Novapax for Most Cultured, scoring 177 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Todlichebujoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Todlichebujoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Todlichebujoku's resolution Commend Kalosia was passed by the Security Council.
- : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax fell from "Diplomat" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".
- : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Todlichebujoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Todlichebujoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.