The Against the Wind of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then...
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Against the Wind of Todler is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Todler with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.855 billion Todlerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savannah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Todlerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,113 trillion Penguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 406,901 Penguins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,374,835 per year while the poor average 89,073, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, and only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Todler's national animal is the dalmation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship Todler.

Todler is ranked 84th in the South Pacific and 2,919th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 306 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 16 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Todler was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Todler was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 2 days ago: Todler was ranked #1 in the region for Most Devout.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Todler was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 4 days ago: Todler was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.

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