The Against the Wind of
Father Knows Best State
Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then...
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Against the Wind of Todler is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Todler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.105 billion Todlerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savannah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Todlerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,308 trillion Penguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 410,607 Penguins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,476,864 per year while the poor average 81,713, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Todler's national animal is the dalmation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship Todler.

Todler is ranked 15th in the South Pacific and 1,337th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 11 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • Seconds ago: Todler was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 22 hours ago: Todler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 23 hours ago: Todler was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Todler, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Todler, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Todler, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Todler endorsed The Ancient Ruins of Vikershone.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Todler endorsed The Holy Empire of Holy Empire of Archangel Michael.

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