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The Against the Wind of of Todler

“Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then...”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the West Pacific

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The Against the Wind of of Todler is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Todler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.046 billion Todlerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savannah. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Children spout "Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then..." involuntarily throughout the day, birth rates have hit an all-time low, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Todler's national animal is the dalmation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Worship Todler, and its currency is the Penguin.

Todler is ranked 3,290th in the West Pacific and 112,166th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,374 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Todler was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, children spout "Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then..." involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, workers who try to quit their jobs must first register with the welfare department.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Todler endorsed The United States of Hunniclan.

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