The Against the Wind of
Corporate Police State
Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then...
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Against the Wind of Todler is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Todler with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.418 billion Todlerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savannah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Todlerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,477 trillion Penguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 412,224 Penguins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Todler's national animal is the dalmation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship Todler.

Todler is ranked 1st in the South Pacific and 13th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 4,472 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Todler was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Cimmerian Sabia.
  • : Following new legislation in Todler, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in Todler, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Todler, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Todler, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Todler was endorsed by The Federation of TCE.
  • : Following new legislation in Todler, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Todler after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Todler, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in the South Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Todler, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Todler, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Todler's name on an hourly basis.

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