The Against the Wind of
Father Knows Best State
Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then...
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Against the Wind of Todler is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Todler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.382 billion Todlerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savannah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Todlerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,946 trillion Penguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 414,939 Penguins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Todler successfully hosted the the South Pacific Olympics, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, euthanasia is illegal, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Todler's national animal is the dalmation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship Todler.

Todler is ranked 2nd in the South Pacific and 34th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 332 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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