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The Against the Wind of of Todler

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the West Pacific

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The Against the Wind of of Todler is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Todler with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.925 billion Todlerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savannah. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Todler's national animal is the dalmation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Worship Todler, and its currency is the Penguin.

Todler is ranked 4,107th in the West Pacific and 117,642nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,479 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Todler was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: #1).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • 7 days ago: Todler was endorsed by The Democratic States of Little Sealand.
  • 7 days ago: Todler was endorsed by The Empire of Cakum.
  • 7 days ago: Todler was endorsed by The Empire of Sunset Realm.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.

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