The Against the Wind of
Father Knows Best State
Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then...
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Against the Wind of Todler is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Todler with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.672 billion Todlerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savannah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Todlerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,034 trillion Penguins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 406,715 Penguins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,511,624 per year while the poor average 76,891, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, Todler's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over the West Pacific, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public suffers from the loss of government aid money, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Todler's national animal is the dalmation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Worship Todler.

Todler is ranked 5th in the West Pacific and 474th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 142 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Todler was endorsed by The Principality of TrancEuphoria.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public suffers from the loss of government aid money.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, Todler's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over the West Pacific.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.

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