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The Against the Wind of of Todler

“Wish I didnt know now what I didnt know then...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the West Pacific

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The Against the Wind of of Todler is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Todler with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.577 billion Todlerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savannah. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Todler's national animal is the dalmation, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Worship Todler, and its currency is the Penguin.

Todler is ranked 3,958th in the West Pacific and 112,847th in the world for Best Weather, with -2,540 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 1 hour ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Todler was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Todler, Todler successfully hosted the the West Pacific Olympics.
  • 4 days ago: Todler was endorsed by The Unitary Republic of Hariko.
  • 4 days ago: Todler was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Flagburners.
  • 4 days ago: Todler was endorsed by The Wonderful Oreo Cake of Antahbrantahstan.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Todler, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Todler.

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