Largest Publishing Industry: 3,129th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,610th Most Rebellious Youth: 8,523rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
You'd live here too if you could.
Regional Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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The Most Serene Republic of TMershi Duween is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Hugh G Rection with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.024 billion TMershi Duweenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The TMershi Duweenian economy, worth 355 trillion Zappas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 70,677 Zappas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, every workday begins with group therapy, every week is blindness awareness week, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TMershi Duween's national animal is the Boston Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TMershi Duween is ranked 26,237th in the world and 384th in Europeia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,462.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,610thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,523rdLargest Black Market: 9,395thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,015thSmartest Citizens: 10,086thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,846thMost Pacifist: 11,946thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,180th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 137th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use TMershi Duween City as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in TMershi Duween, discarded pennies litter the streets.

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