Most Rebellious Youth: 179th Most Compassionate Citizens: 262nd Nicest Citizens: 300th
The Urmel Island of
Left-wing Utopia
Dreaming of the Cretaceous
Regional Influence
Page
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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The Urmel Island of Titiwu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Seelefant with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.134 billion Titiwuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Titiwuan economy, worth 237 trillion sea shells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,799 sea shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, artists are pillars of society, and government officials across Titiwu are being "encouraged" to adopt Urmels to set an example for the populace. Crime is well under control. Titiwu's national animal is the Urmel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Titiwu is ranked 146,449th in the world and 23rd in Haiku for Highest Poor Incomes, with 9,059.95 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 179thMost Compassionate Citizens: 262ndNicest Citizens: 300thMost Primitive: 342ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 369thMost Pacifist: 386thMost Beautiful Environments: 621stMost Cultured: 659thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 861stMost Cheerful Citizens: 895thSmartest Citizens: 1,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,344thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,353rdTop
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Best Weather: 1,683rdLargest Populations: 3,092ndMost Politically Free: 6,898thTop
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Largest Governments: 10,289thMost Secular: 10,910thHealthiest Citizens: 12,002ndMost Inclusive: 12,754thNudest: 13,182nd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Titiwu's influence in Haiku rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Titiwu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Titiwu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Titiwu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Titiwu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Titiwu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Titiwu's influence in Haiku rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Titiwu's influence in Haiku rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Titiwu's influence in Haiku rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Titiwu's influence in Haiku rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".

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