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The Urmel Island of Titiwu

“Dreaming of the Cretaceous”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Haiku

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The Urmel Island of Titiwu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Seelefant with a fair hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 15.301 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 53%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Titiwu's national animal is the Urmel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the sea shell.

Titiwu is ranked 11th in Haiku and 121,692nd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -14 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Titiwu was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 10 days ago: Titiwu was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 13 days ago: Titiwu was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Titiwu, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 14 days ago: Titiwu was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Titiwu, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Titiwu, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 18 days ago: Titiwu's influence in Haiku rose from "Truckler" to "Envoy".
  • 43 days ago: Titiwu was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in Titiwu, prison visits increase substantially during election years.

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