Most Rebellious Youth: 178th Most Compassionate Citizens: 286th Nicest Citizens: 331st
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The Urmel Island of Titiwu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Seelefant with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.75 billion Titiwuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Titiwuan economy, worth 244 trillion sea shells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,799 sea shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, artists are pillars of society, and government officials across Titiwu are being "encouraged" to adopt Urmels to set an example for the populace. Crime is well under control. Titiwu's national animal is the Urmel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Titiwu is ranked 286th in the world and 2nd in Haiku for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 130.6 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 178thMost Compassionate Citizens: 286thNicest Citizens: 331stMost Primitive: 377thLeast Corrupt Governments: 416thMost Pacifist: 421stMost Beautiful Environments: 692ndMost Cultured: 713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 916thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 952ndSmartest Citizens: 1,366thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,511thTop
Best Weather: 1,797thLargest Populations: 3,000thMost Politically Free: 7,033rdTop
Largest Governments: 10,222ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,764thMost Secular: 12,591stMost Inclusive: 13,682ndNudest: 15,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,365th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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