The Reformed Imperial Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We have broken the Erubian line, now let us heal
White Phoenix Council Chancellor Taso
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Reformed Imperial Republic of Titanisa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by White Phoenix Council Chancellor Taso with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.33 billion Republics of Titanisa are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Phonex. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Titanisan economy, worth a remarkable 1,244 trillion Titass a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,672 Titass, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New Phonex, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanisa's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Phonexia.

Titanisa is ranked 216th in Taijitu and 50,739th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 3 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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