Location: Future Panthalassa

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The Highly Popular State of Tiny_Thongs is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.956 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, school uniforms are compulsory, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiny_Thongs's national animal is the brazilian wax, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the hotbod.

Tiny_Thongs is ranked 2nd in Future Panthalassa and 112,430th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and