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The Highly Popular State of Tiny_Thongs

“Our women are hotter than yours”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Future Panthalassa

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The Highly Popular State of Tiny_Thongs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 16.506 billion Tiny_Thongsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Beef-Based Agriculture.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiny_Thongs's national animal is the brazilian wax, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the hotbod.

Tiny_Thongs is ranked 1st in Future Panthalassa and 17,763rd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 22 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Tiny_Thongs fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 4 days ago: Tiny_Thongs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Tiny_Thongs fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 9 days ago: Tiny_Thongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn The Black Riders"".
  • 9 days ago: Tiny_Thongs voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn The Black Riders"".
  • 9 days ago: Tiny_Thongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Spills and Leaks".
  • 29 days ago: Tiny_Thongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Oil Tanker Standards Act"".
  • 48 days ago: Tiny_Thongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Hogwarts"".
  • 48 days ago: Tiny_Thongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban of Perfidy in Warfare".
  • 51 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiny_Thongs, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.

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