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The Confederacy of Tiny Small Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pepe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.786 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouagoudougou City. The average income tax rate is 31%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Pony populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, ponys are considered a delicacy, and parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiny Small Islands's national animal is the pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the sugar cube.

Tiny Small Islands is ranked 110th in the region and 4,907th in the world for Most Godforsaken.