Most Beautiful Environments: 56th Most Compassionate Citizens: 57th Longest Average Lifespans: 77th
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The Union of Tinis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by First Speaker Waldo with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 28.137 billion Tinisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arx. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Tinisian economy, worth 407 trillion Gerbiles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 14,480 Gerbiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinis's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Glorvanism.

Tinis is ranked 275th in the world and 1st in The Furry Federation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.27 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Beautiful Environments: 56thMost Compassionate Citizens: 57thLongest Average Lifespans: 77thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80thMost Cultured: 88thNicest Citizens: 151stBest Weather: 162ndHealthiest Citizens: 211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rdMost Pacifist: 259thLeast Corrupt Governments: 275thSmartest Citizens: 337thLargest Governments: 353rdNudest: 434thMost Rebellious Youth: 522ndSafest: 675thLargest Populations: 768thMost Devout: 1,059thLowest Crime Rates: 1,484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,684thTop
Most Inclusive: 4,085thMost Influential: 4,184thMost Stationary: 7,702nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

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