Most Compassionate Citizens: 46th Most Beautiful Environments: 51st Longest Average Lifespans: 63rd
The Union of
New York Times Democracy
Building the future since 1960
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Union of Tinis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by First Speaker Talia Vinlia with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.865 billion Tinisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arx. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Tinisian economy, worth 388 trillion Gerbiles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 14,455 Gerbiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of The Furry Federation, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinis's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Glorvanism.

Tinis is ranked 141st in the world and 1st in The Furry Federation for Best Weather, with 993 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 46thMost Beautiful Environments: 51stLongest Average Lifespans: 63rdMost Cultured: 71stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71stNicest Citizens: 122ndBest Weather: 141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 182ndHealthiest Citizens: 183rdMost Pacifist: 218thLeast Corrupt Governments: 227thLargest Governments: 277thNudest: 280thSmartest Citizens: 297thMost Rebellious Youth: 492ndSafest: 616thLargest Populations: 796thMost Devout: 863rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,354thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,128thMost Influential: 4,318thMost Stationary: 8,772ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,277thMost Politically Free: 16,823rd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Tinis was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Furry Federation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Tinisian pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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