Most Compassionate Citizens: 48th Most Beautiful Environments: 52nd Longest Average Lifespans: 64th
The Union of
New York Times Democracy
Building the future since 1960
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Union of Tinis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by First Speaker Talia Vinlia with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.178 billion Tinisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arx. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Tinisian economy, worth 393 trillion Gerbiles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 14,461 Gerbiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of The Furry Federation, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinis's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Glorvanism.

Tinis is ranked 113,119th in the world and 13th in The Furry Federation for Largest Black Market, with 50.6 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 48thMost Beautiful Environments: 52ndLongest Average Lifespans: 64thMost Cultured: 73rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74thNicest Citizens: 128thBest Weather: 143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 194thHealthiest Citizens: 198thMost Pacifist: 230thLeast Corrupt Governments: 238thLargest Governments: 305thSmartest Citizens: 305thNudest: 307thMost Rebellious Youth: 494thSafest: 629thLargest Populations: 795thMost Devout: 933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,265thLowest Crime Rates: 1,379thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,939thMost Influential: 4,284thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,544thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,951stMost Politically Free: 14,957th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinis lodged a message on the The Furry Federation Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Tinis was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Furry Federation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Tinisian pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinis, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.

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