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The Free Land of Timao

“Timo E!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Proletariat Coalition

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The Free Land of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.072 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the fifa club world cup.

Timao is ranked 1st in The Proletariat Coalition and 119th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 252 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Timao, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Timao, Timao is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Timao, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.

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