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The Free Land of Timao

“Timo E!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Proletariat Coalition

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The Free Land of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 20.601 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the hawk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the fifa club world cup.

Timao is ranked 3rd in The Proletariat Coalition and 569th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 555 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Timao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Timao fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.

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