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The Free Land of Timao

“Timo E!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Proletariat Coalition

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The Free Land of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.388 billion Corinthians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Untold millions of fifa club world cups are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, Timao's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the fifa club world cup.

Timao is ranked 1st in The Proletariat Coalition and 104th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 395 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Timao was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 hours ago: Timao was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, most citizens in Timao are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, Timao's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, untold millions of fifa club world cups are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, most citizens in Timao are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.

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