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The Free Land of Timao

“Timo E!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Proletariat Coalition

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The Free Land of Timao is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.813 billion, 8.792 billion of whom are zombies, Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, the nation leads The Proletariat Coalition in per capita stalking, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the fifa club world cup.

Timao is ranked 8th in The Proletariat Coalition and 115,202nd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -59 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Timao is currently researching a cure.

People: 20,951,991

Zombies: 8,792,224,185

Dead: 12,969,308,119

Survival Rate: 0.10%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 83 minutes ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the nation leads The Proletariat Coalition in per capita stalking.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 4 days ago: Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The International Communist Union"".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Timao, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Timao, Timao's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Timao, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.

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