Lowest Crime Rates: 643rd Most Corrupt Governments: 768th Largest Governments: 1,299th
The Attack Helicopter of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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The Attack Helicopter of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.678 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,753 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 201,330 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 4,322nd in the world and 18th in Spiritus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 302 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 643rdMost Corrupt Governments: 768thLargest Governments: 1,299thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,350thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,407thHighest Economic Output: 2,412thLargest Mining Sector: 2,712thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,797thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,212thMost Conservative: 3,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,110thHighest Average Incomes: 4,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,305thHighest Drug Use: 4,322ndFattest Citizens: 5,109thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,299thSmartest Citizens: 6,299thLargest Populations: 6,808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,267thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,988thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,714thTop
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Most Stationary: 9,848thMost Authoritarian: 9,891stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,015thLargest Retail Industry: 14,638thMost Influential: 14,784thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,970thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,234thSafest: 16,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,220thMost Secular: 17,943rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 58th in the regionSafest: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis changed its national demonym to "Northerner", its faith to "The Old Gods", its motto to "Hell is empty and all the devils are here", and its nation type to "Attack Helicopter".
  • : Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • : Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.

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