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The Retired Ranger of Tim-Opolis

“And now his watch has ended”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Spiritus

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The Retired Ranger of Tim-Opolis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.089 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Beers on the Wall.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 1st in Spiritus and 1,270th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 15 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked #1 in the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 18 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: #1).
  • 20 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 1%).
  • 21 days ago: Tim-Opolis converted 207.47 trillion Tim-Opolis Beers on the Walls into ฿ 1.03 trillion ByteCoin at the market rate of 1 ByteCoin to 200.741.
  • 21 days ago: Tim-Opolis converted ฿ 1.00 trillion into 207.47 trillion Tim-Opolis Beers on the Walls at the market rate of 1 ByteCoin to 207.467.
  • 21 days ago: Tim-Opolis donated ฿ 1.00 billion ByteCoin to The Holy Sanctuary of Dragonic Outland.
  • 21 days ago: Tim-Opolis donated ฿ 1.00 billion ByteCoin to The Free Land of Jahpeoples.

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