Lowest Crime Rates: 678th Most Corrupt Governments: 854th Largest Governments: 1,452nd
The Attack Helicopter of
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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The Attack Helicopter of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.196 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,858 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 201,330 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 108,458th in the world and 338th in Spiritus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 31.31 Tourists Per Hour.

Lowest Crime Rates: 678thMost Corrupt Governments: 854thLargest Governments: 1,452ndTop
Most Conservative: 2,333rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,334thHighest Economic Output: 2,424thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,483rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,730thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,754thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,192ndHighest Drug Use: 3,526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,134thHighest Average Incomes: 4,415thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,433rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,588thFattest Citizens: 4,926thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,540thLargest Populations: 6,625thSmartest Citizens: 6,877thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,899thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,826thMost Authoritarian: 7,925thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,974thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,999thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,550thMost Influential: 14,093rdSafest: 15,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,490th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tim-Opolis applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry and Safest.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis relocated from Baltonian Union to Spiritus.


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