Lowest Crime Rates: 699th Most Corrupt Governments: 908th Largest Governments: 1,579th
The Attack Helicopter of
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Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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The Attack Helicopter of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.798 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,979 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 201,330 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 175,584th in the world and 411th in Spiritus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Lowest Crime Rates: 699thMost Corrupt Governments: 908thLargest Governments: 1,579thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,340thHighest Economic Output: 2,388thMost Conservative: 2,564thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,570thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,736thLargest Mining Sector: 2,765thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,316thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,892ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,074thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,587thHighest Average Incomes: 4,614thHighest Drug Use: 4,958thFattest Citizens: 5,094thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,230thLargest Populations: 6,445thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,102ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,268thSmartest Citizens: 7,306thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,444thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,705thMost Influential: 13,749thSafest: 15,089thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,136thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,178thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,974thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,791st
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41st in the region

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