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The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis

“And now his watch has ended”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Spiritus

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The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.373 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Tim-Opolis, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Ocelot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Mark.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 17th in Spiritus and 6,708th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 220 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 104 minutes ago

  • 13 hours ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 6 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 11 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: #1).
  • 17 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: #1).
  • 17 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 21 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 22 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 days ago: The Tim Puppet of Tim-Opolis 3 was struck by a Cure Missile from Tim-Opolis, curing 1 million infected.
  • 22 days ago: The Tim Puppet of Tim-Opolis 3 was struck by a Cure Missile from Tim-Opolis, curing 1 million infected.

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