The NCR Ranger of
Iron Fist Consumerists
And now his watch has ended
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The NCR Ranger of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.582 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,270 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 180,420 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Direwolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and 90% of active duty TOAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 34th in Spiritus and 9,429th in the world for Most Devout, scoring 64 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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