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The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis

“And now his watch has ended”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Spiritus

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The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.804 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, all news sources are under strict government control, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Winterfell, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Ocelot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Mark.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 203rd in Spiritus and 108,393rd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -873 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 116 minutes ago

  • 4 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: #1).
  • 15 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • 15 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative.
  • 27 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 32 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 33 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 1%).
  • 37 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 37 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.

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