The Subversive Defender of
Iron Fist Consumerists
And now his watch has ended
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.942 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 180,334 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Tim-Opolis, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Ocelot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 133rd in Spiritus and 116,286th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -207 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 8 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 8 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Tim-Opolis fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 11 days ago: Tim-Opolis fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 11 days ago: Tim-Opolis fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 21 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 22 days ago: Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • 22 days ago: Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • 22 days ago: Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.

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