The Soon-To-Be-Mobile Ranger of
Iron Fist Consumerists
And now his watch has ended
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Soon-To-Be-Mobile Ranger of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.677 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 180,420 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Direwolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and 90% of active duty TOAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 3rd in Spiritus and 2,466th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 minutes ago

  • 7 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: #1).
  • 10 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 14 days ago: Tim-Opolis changed its national animal to "Direwolf" and its currency to "Crown".
  • 14 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 14 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Tim-Opolis changed its national nation type to "Soon-To-Be-Mobile Ranger".
  • 15 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 15 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).

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