Lowest Crime Rates: 632nd Most Corrupt Governments: 748th Largest Governments: 1,259th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
And now his watch has ended
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.538 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,725 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 201,330 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 188,510th in the world and 771st in Spiritus for Best Weather, with -399 Meters Of Sunlight.

Lowest Crime Rates: 632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 748thLargest Governments: 1,259thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,365thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,381stHighest Economic Output: 2,398thLargest Mining Sector: 2,704thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,746thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,132ndMost Conservative: 3,642ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,060thHighest Drug Use: 4,108thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,130thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,221stFattest Citizens: 4,855thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,228thSmartest Citizens: 6,065thLargest Populations: 6,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,143rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,633rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,190thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,007thTop
Most Stationary: 9,982ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,250thMost Authoritarian: 10,480thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,607thLargest Retail Industry: 14,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,390thMost Influential: 14,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,528thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,018thSafest: 16,338thMost Secular: 16,495thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,769th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Conservative: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 54th in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the regionMost Secular: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, Tim-Opolis has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tim-Opolis, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.


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