The Immobile Ranger of
Iron Fist Consumerists
And now his watch has ended
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Immobile Ranger of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.482 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 180,334 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Tim-Opolis, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Ocelot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 10th in Spiritus and 3,671st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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