The Soon-To-Be-Mobile Ranger of
Iron Fist Consumerists
And now his watch has ended
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Soon-To-Be-Mobile Ranger of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.857 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 180,420 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Direwolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and 90% of active duty TOAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 317th in Spiritus and 115,142nd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -12 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: #1).
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.

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