The Subversive Defender of
Iron Fist Consumerists
And now his watch has ended
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.332 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,043 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 180,334 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Tim-Opolis, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Ocelot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 278th in Spiritus and 141,464th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -72.72 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago

  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 26 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 27 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 42 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 42 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 1%).

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