Lowest Crime Rates: 665th Most Corrupt Governments: 800th Largest Governments: 1,357th
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The Attack Helicopter of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.867 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,791 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 201,330 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 6,620th in the world and 24th in Spiritus for Smartest Citizens, with 91.04 Quips Per Hour.

Lowest Crime Rates: 665thMost Corrupt Governments: 800thLargest Governments: 1,357thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,338thHighest Economic Output: 2,415thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,418thLargest Mining Sector: 2,738thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,798thMost Conservative: 2,922ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,226thHighest Drug Use: 3,828thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,268thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,456thFattest Citizens: 5,059thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,177thSmartest Citizens: 6,620thLargest Populations: 6,754thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,984thTop
Most Authoritarian: 7,883rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,130thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,132ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,183rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,600thLargest Retail Industry: 14,339thMost Influential: 14,557th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the region

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