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The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis

“And now his watch has ended”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Spiritus


The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.236 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Tim-Opolis, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Ocelot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Mark.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 2nd in Spiritus and 1,541st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 10 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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