Lowest Crime Rates: 663rd Most Corrupt Governments: 819th Largest Governments: 1,382nd
The Attack Helicopter of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Attack Helicopter of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.051 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,828 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 201,330 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 819th in the world and 1st in Spiritus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 293.06 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Lowest Crime Rates: 663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 819thLargest Governments: 1,382ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,324thHighest Economic Output: 2,405thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,469thLargest Mining Sector: 2,735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,788thMost Conservative: 2,968thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,211thHighest Drug Use: 3,565thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,113thHighest Average Incomes: 4,305thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,389thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,515thFattest Citizens: 4,919thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,266thLargest Populations: 6,604thSmartest Citizens: 6,751stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,967thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,884thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,919thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,254thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,299thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,617thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,732ndMost Influential: 14,151stLargest Retail Industry: 14,865thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,389thSafest: 15,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,534th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Extreme: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionSafest: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tim-Opolis applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry and Safest.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Tim-Opolis relocated from Baltonian Union to Spiritus.


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