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The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis

“And now his watch has ended”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Spiritus

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The Subversive Defender of Tim-Opolis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.954 billion Peasants are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, all news sources are under strict government control, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Winterfell, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Ocelot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Mark.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 17th in Spiritus and 4,351st in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 29 on the Average Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 58 minutes ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: #1).
  • 8 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 11 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: #1).
  • 14 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • 15 days ago: Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Tim-Opolis lodged a message on the Osiris Regional Message Board.
  • 18 days ago: Tim-Opolis changed its national motto to "And now his watch has ended" and its nation type to "Subversive Defender".
  • 18 days ago: Tim-Opolis altered its national flag.
  • 18 days ago: Tim-Opolis changed its national motto to "Milograd died for our sins" and its nation type to "Milogradian Follower".

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