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The Defendertastic Defender of Tim-Opolis

“Reborn through Fire”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Unheard Of	Economy: Reasonable	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Defendertastic Defender of Tim-Opolis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.098 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", criminals are executed and their property seized, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Crown.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 365th in Osiris and 20,667th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 27 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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