Largest Black Market: 5,478th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,038th Highest Economic Output: 14,133rd
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The High Constable of Tim is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.979 billion Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The powerhouse Timian economy, worth 777 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,569 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Tim Stark has just been declared ruler of Tim in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim is ranked 132,528th in the world and 165th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.73 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Black Market: 5,478thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,038thHighest Economic Output: 14,133rdLargest Populations: 14,725thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,257th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the region

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