Largest Black Market: 5,459th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,924th Highest Economic Output: 14,260th
The High Constable of
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The High Constable of Tim is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.786 billion Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The powerhouse Timian economy, worth 760 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,569 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Tim Stark has just been declared ruler of Tim in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim is ranked 50,071st in the world and 31st in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,062.56 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Black Market: 5,459thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,924thHighest Economic Output: 14,260thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,561stLargest Populations: 15,293rd
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the region

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