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The Ego of Tim

“Mottos are too mainstream”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Camelot


The Ego of Tim is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.438 billion, 218 million of whom are zombies, Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tim City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55%. A robust private sector is led by the Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Tim in an international press conference. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pastafarianism, and its currency is the Ringtat.

Tim is ranked 3rd in Camelot and 35,152nd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 30 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Tim is currently researching a cure.

People: 6,220,214,438

Zombies: 218,230,798

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