Largest Black Market: 5,438th Highest Economic Output: 14,091st Largest Populations: 14,626th
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The High Constable of Tim is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.132 billion Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The powerhouse Timian economy, worth 790 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,569 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Tim Stark has just been declared ruler of Tim in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim is ranked 51,909th in the world and 49th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,062.4 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Black Market: 5,438thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,091stLargest Populations: 14,626thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,097thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,373rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the region

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