The Tim of Tim is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.246 billion Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.
The powerhouse Timian economy, worth 713 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,569 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Tim Stark has just been declared ruler of Tim in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tim's influence in Asgard rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Tim's influence in Asgard rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Tim voted for The Crashed Spaceship of The Salaxalans in Round 2 of the election.
- : Tim voted for The Crashed Spaceship of The Salaxalans in Round 1 of the election.
- : Tim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Tim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output and Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Tim fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Tim fell out of the regional Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : The Asgard Founder of Sacred Yggdrasil dismissed Tim as Security Officer of Asgard.
- : The Asgard Founder of Sacred Yggdrasil appointed Tim as Security Officer with authority over Border Control in Asgard.