Largest Black Market: 5,469th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,635th Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,225th
The Warden-Commander of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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The Warden-Commander of Tim is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.624 billion Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The powerhouse Timian economy, worth 746 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 86,569 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Tim Stark has just been declared ruler of Tim in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Tim is ranked 43,095th in the world and 72nd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Authoritarian, with 0.75 Stalins.

Largest Black Market: 5,469thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,635thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,225thHighest Economic Output: 14,296thLargest Populations: 15,372nd
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 19th in the region

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