The Tim of Tim is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.144 billion Timians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.
The powerhouse Timian economy, worth 622 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 87,167 Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Tim Stark has just been declared ruler of Tim in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Gods.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tim fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Tim's influence in Asgard rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Tim was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
- : Tim's influence in Asgard rose from "Unproven" to "Page".
- : Tim lodged a message on the Asgard Regional Message Board.
- : Tim changed its national nation type to "Tim".
- : Tim altered its national flag.
- : Tim relocated from Balder to Asgard.
- : Tim was refounded in Balder.
- : Tim ceased to exist.