Largest Governments: 370th Highest Average Tax Rates: 436th Lowest Crime Rates: 558th
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The Madly Royalistic Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.64 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 2,940 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 276,321 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, a Carnival of Souls Tourist Association survey has rated Tiltjuice #1 for number twos, and meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 177,855th in the world and 6th in Carnival of Souls for Most Armed, with 0.07 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Governments: 370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 436thLowest Crime Rates: 558thMost Developed: 576thMost Subsidized Industry: 579thHighest Poor Incomes: 629thMost Efficient Economies: 775thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 806thSmartest Citizens: 991stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,114thHealthiest Citizens: 1,123rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,176thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,233rdMost Cultured: 1,310thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,570thSafest: 1,644thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,646thHighest Average Incomes: 1,719thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,743rdTop
Most Inclusive: 1,857thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,284thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,392ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,415thHighest Economic Output: 2,448thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,525thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,910thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,134thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,017thMost Pacifist: 5,396thMost Secular: 5,659thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,376thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,088thLargest Mining Sector: 7,800thMost Stationary: 8,757thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,502ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,875thMost Influential: 10,256thLargest Populations: 11,282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,050thNudest: 16,332nd

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