The Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Renovatio.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.881 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,874 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,902 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Tiltjuice, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Sentient Poker Chipdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and Tiltjuice's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 9th in Carnival of Souls and 113,283rd in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 9 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, Tiltjuice's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Sentient Poker Chipdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Tiltjuice.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, sex changes are routinely performed at Tiltjuice's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.

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