The Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace of mind comes from not wanting to change others.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 7.5 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 235,608 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, and city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 3rd in Carnival of Souls and 3,299th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 23 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, students cut up leftover firebreather pizza casts during Arts and Crafts.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 6 days ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.

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