Most Developed: 311th Largest Governments: 350th Highest Average Tax Rates: 395th
The Pitcher of
New York Times Democracy
Renovatio.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the useless ones with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.32 billion Tiltjuiceans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 2,466 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 264,647 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, matriarchy has replaced patriarchy in all spheres of life, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 2,805th in the world and 2nd in Carnival of Souls for Highest Economic Output, with 2,466 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Developed: 311thLargest Governments: 350thHighest Average Tax Rates: 395thMost Subsidized Industry: 443rdLowest Crime Rates: 586thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 692ndMost Efficient Economies: 805thLongest Average Lifespans: 839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 872ndMost Inclusive: 889thSmartest Citizens: 950thHealthiest Citizens: 955thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 979thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,027thMost Cultured: 1,240thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,686thHighest Average Incomes: 1,747thSafest: 1,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,823rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,864thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,050thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,135thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,316thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,410thHighest Economic Output: 2,805thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,172ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,275thMost Secular: 4,176thMost Pacifist: 5,238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,520thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,954thLargest Mining Sector: 7,382ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,847thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 10,121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,392ndMost Influential: 10,834thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,218thLargest Populations: 12,518thNudest: 13,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,349thNicest Citizens: 16,820thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,339th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, matriarchy has replaced patriarchy in all spheres of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Tiltjuice altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the Tiltjuicean Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.

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