The Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace of mind comes from not wanting to change others.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 7.669 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,825 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,988 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 2nd in Carnival of Souls and 670th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 30 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.

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