The Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace of mind comes from not wanting to change others.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 7.316 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,697 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 232,090 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Notable individuals are granted land and titles, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, citizens must pay to enjoy Tiltjuice's pristine beaches, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 11th in Carnival of Souls and 143,754th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,726.125 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Tiltjuice's influence in Carnival of Souls rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 17 days ago: Tiltjuice fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 27 days ago: Tiltjuice fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 27 days ago: Tiltjuice published "Character Rolodex" (Factbook: Trivia).
  • 28 days ago: Tiltjuice fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 46 days ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 54 days ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 54 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 54 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, citizens must pay to enjoy Tiltjuice's pristine beaches.
  • 54 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.

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