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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice

“Peace of mind comes from not wanting to change others.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Carnival of Souls

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.591 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 226,200 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, the Sentient Poker Chip is a protected species, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 5th in Carnival of Souls and 57,820th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.322 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Tiltjuice fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 16 days ago: Tiltjuice fell out of the world Top 5% for Nudest.
  • 17 days ago: Tiltjuice changed its national motto to "Peace of mind comes from not wanting to change others.".
  • 19 days ago: Tiltjuice altered its national flag.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the Sentient Poker Chip is a protected species.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.

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