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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice

“PANCAKES!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Carnival of Souls

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.808 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry, and its currency is the firebreather pizza cast.

Tiltjuice is ranked 4th in Carnival of Souls and 39,197th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 109 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, international tensions are high as Tiltjuice threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • 18 days ago: Tiltjuice fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 23 days ago: Tiltjuice's influence in Carnival of Souls fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • 31 days ago: Tiltjuice's influence in Carnival of Souls rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • 41 days ago: Tiltjuice fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 55 days ago: Tiltjuice fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.

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