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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Carnival of Souls


The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.236 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Abortions are routinely performed in Tiltjuice's hospitals, billions of firebreather pizza casts are being blown on orbital weapons development, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry, and its currency is the firebreather pizza cast.

Tiltjuice is ranked 9th in Carnival of Souls and 117,014th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -18 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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