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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace of mind comes from not wanting to change others.
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 6.981 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,618 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 231,846 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, Tiltjuice has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 1st in Carnival of Souls and 999th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 229 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 81 minutes ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 4 days ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 17 days ago: Tiltjuice's influence in Carnival of Souls rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 18 days ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 30 days ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 36 days ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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