Largest Governments: 297th Most Developed: 342nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 353rd
The Pitcher of
Left-Leaning College State
Renovatio.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 9.497 billion Tiltjuiceans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 2,599 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 273,698 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, Tiltjuice's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, the government is spending billions of taxpayer firebreather pizza casts to support "struggling" industries, and billions of firebreather pizza casts are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 2,513th in the world and 1st in Carnival of Souls for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 78.26 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Governments: 297thMost Developed: 342ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 433rdLowest Crime Rates: 507thHighest Poor Incomes: 604thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 644thMost Efficient Economies: 787thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 810thMost Inclusive: 825thLongest Average Lifespans: 871stSmartest Citizens: 903rdHealthiest Citizens: 925thMost Advanced Public Transport: 963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 977thMost Cultured: 1,128thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,400thSafest: 1,551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,556thHighest Average Incomes: 1,621stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,654thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,809thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,827thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,978thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,326thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,440thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,513thHighest Economic Output: 2,644thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,814thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,526thMost Secular: 4,284thMost Pacifist: 5,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,951stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,625thLargest Mining Sector: 7,500thTop
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Most Stationary: 9,930thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,101stNudest: 10,109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,575thMost Influential: 10,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,790thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,208thLargest Populations: 12,231stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,170th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, billions of firebreather pizza casts are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government is spending billions of taxpayer firebreather pizza casts to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, Tiltjuice's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government funds large training centres to turn Sentient Poker Chips into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.

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