Largest Governments: 355th Highest Average Tax Rates: 415th Most Developed: 485th
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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.221 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 2,824 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 276,321 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, a Carnival of Souls Tourist Association survey has rated Tiltjuice #1 for number twos, and meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 65,312th in the world and 3rd in Carnival of Souls for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,328.09 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Governments: 355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 415thMost Developed: 485thLowest Crime Rates: 539thMost Subsidized Industry: 539thHighest Poor Incomes: 629thMost Efficient Economies: 774thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 808thMost Scientifically Advanced: 970thSmartest Citizens: 975thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,059thHealthiest Citizens: 1,060thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,084thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,143rdMost Cultured: 1,200thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,535thMost Inclusive: 1,549thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,624thSafest: 1,630thHighest Average Incomes: 1,694thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,868thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,182ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,392ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,477thHighest Economic Output: 2,509thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,787thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,003rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,905thMost Secular: 4,947thMost Pacifist: 5,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,385thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,407thLargest Mining Sector: 7,427thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,277thMost Stationary: 9,284thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,562ndMost Influential: 10,371stLargest Populations: 11,494thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,849thNudest: 14,448th

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