The Pitcher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Renovatio.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.855 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 2,174 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 245,589 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 2nd in Carnival of Souls and 881st in the world for Safest, scoring 2,333.175 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Tiltjuice fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Tiltjuice fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Tiltjuice fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Tiltjuice lodged a message on the The Apartment Block Regional Message Board.
  • : Tiltjuice fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.

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