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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice

“PANCAKES!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Carnival of Souls

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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.363 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and elected officials often serve for decades in a single term. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry, and its currency is the firebreather pizza cast.

Tiltjuice is ranked 2nd in Carnival of Souls and 887th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 185 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Tiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the government is spending billions of taxpayer firebreather pizza casts to support the Information Technology industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.

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