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The Most Serene Pitcher of Tiltjuice

“PANCAKES!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Carnival of Souls

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The Most Serene Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Divine Conscience with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.892 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining industries.

Teenagers are severely punished for being out too late, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry, and its currency is the firebreather pizza.

Tiltjuice is ranked 4th in Carnival of Souls and 5,553rd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: TiltjuiceTiltjuice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in TiltjuiceTiltjuice, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in TiltjuiceTiltjuice, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in TiltjuiceTiltjuice, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in TiltjuiceTiltjuice, teenagers are severely punished for being out too late.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in TiltjuiceTiltjuice, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: TiltjuiceTiltjuice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in TiltjuiceTiltjuice, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in TiltjuiceTiltjuice, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in TiltjuiceTiltjuice, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.

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