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The Most Holy Pitcher of Tiltjuice

“PANCAKES!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Carnival of Souls

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The Most Holy Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Divine Conscience with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 4.896 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, cities are engulfed by smog, Tiltjuice has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry, and its currency is the firebreather pizza cast.

Tiltjuice is ranked 2nd in Carnival of Souls and 4,284th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 8 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Tiltjuice's influence in Carnival of Souls rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, Tiltjuice has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tiltjuice, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.

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