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The Pitcher of Tiltjuice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the useless ones with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.428 billion Tiltjuiceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pereplut. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiltjuicean economy, worth a remarkable 2,027 trillion firebreather pizza casts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 240,587 firebreather pizza casts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiltjuice's national animal is the Sentient Poker Chip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solipsistic Sophistry.

Tiltjuice is ranked 6th in Carnival of Souls and 70,588th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.36 Stalins.

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