Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd Nicest Citizens: 6th Healthiest Citizens: 8th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.011 billion Tierra del Quesoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tierra del Quesoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,118 trillion cheese wedges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 303,841 cheese wedges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 180,528th in the world and 5th in Cheese for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -68.05 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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1%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndNicest Citizens: 6thHealthiest Citizens: 8thMost Developed: 9thLargest Publishing Industry: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13thMost Pacifist: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 18thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18thSmartest Citizens: 21stLongest Average Lifespans: 24thBest Weather: 32ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 37thMost Cultured: 43rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69thSafest: 108thMost Beautiful Environments: 112thHighest Poor Incomes: 116thLargest Populations: 152ndMost Inclusive: 157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 172ndHighest Economic Output: 261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 884thLargest Governments: 1,012thHighest Average Incomes: 1,230thTop
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,196thMost Efficient Economies: 2,631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,739thMost Influential: 2,824thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,162ndMost Stationary: 3,254thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,459thLowest Crime Rates: 3,616thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,822ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,913thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,779thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,098thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 9,970thMost Politically Free: 14,382ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,161st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Tierra del Queso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, Joe Schmo's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.

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