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The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso

“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Cheese

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The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.392 billion Tierra del Quesoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the Tierra del Queso Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cheese wedge.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 1st in Cheese and 25th in the world for Best Weather, with 2,783 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 18 hours ago: Tierra del Queso's influence in Cheese fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the Tierra del Queso Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Tierra del Queso.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, sex changes are routinely performed at Tierra del Queso's hospitals.
  • 4 days ago: Tierra del Queso fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.

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