The Republic of Thukia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Kami with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.675 billion Thukians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thukia City. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thukian economy, worth 230 trillion Dorns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,281 Dorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thukia's national animal is the Quen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paladinism.

Thukia is ranked 78,959^th in the world and 4,313^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.7 law-abiding acts per hour.