| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Canada
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Democratic Dictatorship of Thuja is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Grand Citizen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 2.033 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Thane. The average income tax rate is 75%, and even higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is dominated by the Furniture Restoration industry.
The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Thuja after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuja's national animal is the Sparrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pandeism, and its currency is the Thuj.
Thuja is ranked 106th in Canada and 89,129th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -21 on the Bus Surprisal Index.








National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago
- 12 days ago:
Thuja fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Conservative. - 12 days ago:
Thuja fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Conservative. - 14 days ago:
Thuja endorsed
The United Kingdom of Devil Heart. - 21 days ago:
Thuja fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements. - 22 days ago:
Thuja was endorsed by
The United Kingdom of Devil Heart. - 22 days ago:
Thuja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens. - 24 days ago: Following new legislation in
Thuja, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Thuja after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. - 24 days ago: Following new legislation in
Thuja, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. - 24 days ago: Following new legislation in
Thuja, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. - 29 days ago:
Thuja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 (
Parkplace,
Ishmiel,
Almonaster Nuevo,
Esselldee,
Farfel the Dog,
Higsantium,
SLAM-ER,
Cowland5,
Gastonalia,
Ambrok,
Keefenstein,
Devil Heart)







