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Largest Black Market: 1,112thLargest Retail Industry: 1,197thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,452nd
The Oligarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It is It! 🫒🦜
Great Leadr Lottie Manure
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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This Is A Terrible Place To Live

Population20.809 billion

CapitalDirt
LeaderGreat Leadr Lottie Manure
FaithPatriotic Idolatry

CurrencyGoldengoldpiece
AnimalQuail of Great Dimension

The Oligarchy of This Is A Terrible Place To Live is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Great Leadr Lottie Manure with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 20.809 billion Poorsouls have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dirt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Saxophonic economy, worth a remarkable 4,038 trillion Goldengoldpieces a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 194,058 Goldengoldpieces, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Goldengoldpieces are being blown on orbital weapons development, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, and folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. This Is A Terrible Place To Live's national animal is the Quail of Great Dimension, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Patriotic Idolatry.

This Is A Terrible Place To Live is ranked 247,296th in the world and 2nd in Mouth Watering Taste Of Ketchup Taffy for Most Stationary, with 19.7704040136 days.

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Largest Black Market: 1,112thLargest Retail Industry: 1,197thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,452ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,113thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,121stMost Avoided: 3,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,882ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,897thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,373rdHighest Economic Output: 4,671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,675thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,807thRudest Citizens: 5,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,045thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,594thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,328thHighest Average Incomes: 11,061stNudest: 12,550thMost Efficient Economies: 12,965thFattest Citizens: 14,417thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,228thMost Armed: 17,360thLargest Governments: 17,707thLargest Mining Sector: 18,878thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,624thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,649thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,779thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,151st

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