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The Rogue Nation of This Country is Cooler Than Yours

“Take what you can, give nothing back”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder


The Rogue Nation of This Country is Cooler Than Yours is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord Kirk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 835 million, 826 million of whom are zombies, This Country is Cooler Than Yoursians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Welfare and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bristoliordon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39%. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. This Country is Cooler Than Yours's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shiny thing.

This Country is Cooler Than Yours is ranked 2,278th in Balder and 87,921st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

This Country is Cooler Than Yours is currently considering its options.

People: 9,328,835

Zombies: 826,162,348

Dead: 668,143,180

Survival Rate: 0.60%

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Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago


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